And maybe, this isn't the end at all

disturbingly average customer service experience

CRIMINAL MINDS 2.21 — "Open Season"

read something recently that said a majority of people don’t have a wall clock these days, thought it was interesting since I’ve always considered it an essential and functional piece of home decor.

You better watch out, buddy – I have extremely unusual life experiences which I mistakenly believe are universal, and I'm about to misinterpret your post in ways you can't even imagine.

this is such a rude and obviously targeted thing to make me, a man with a problem, read

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

i was going to make a gifset of this but gifs cannot do this scene justice

STEPHANIE MARCH as GRETCHEN THOMAS

30 ROCK | 1.03 “Blind Date”

“people are allowed to dislike characters” WRONG! no one is allowed to dislike emily prentiss!

they did not call me any particular nickname in college because I did not have any characteristics or traits

Date: April 23, 2010 || Location: H.G. Wells Home Museum, London

EMILY PRENTISS | 2.21 “OPEN SEASON”

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

when she hits that alex cabot boss pose 🙇

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

erm achtually

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic