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@dundcrmifflin / dundcrmifflin.tumblr.com

Ind. Priv. Sel. Multi-Muse for The Office. Penned by Steph. Sideblog to reigningwiidow.
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((I'm gonna try to write Pam even though I haven't finished making icons. Also pick whoever you want for this)) Pam stands by the printer trying to make copies of something but it keeps jamming. She lets put a frustrated sigh.

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@toomuchmuse

          A smile, as he glances over at Pam. She’s struggling, and of course he wants to try and help. Really, he’d use any excuse to head over and talk to her. He slips up beside her, raising an eyebrow. “Wow. You look like you’re having trouble there Beesly.” Jim can’t hold his smile when he’s around her. “You need a little help?”

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    ‘ what if there were two of us! we could kill bigfoot and prove that he exists. we’d be legends! we’d be on CNN! andy bernard & michael scott find and fight off bigfoot! frankly, that is the way i want to be remembered. ’ he points a finger towards his boss as he speaks, as if to make some sort of point, even if he didn’t really know what he was getting at. 
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          “One, it’d be Michael Scott and Andy Bernard because I’d be first to see him, and catch him so, your logic is already flawed. And second, that is not the way to be remembered. Saving someone from a burning building on a mountain top via private jet and skiing down the hill to safety is the way to be remembered. Because it’s way more possible than your scenario.”

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Anonymous asked:

This blog makes me want to add a character from the office to my multi muse. Like I didn't know I needed this blog so badly. I love this so so much.

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whispers you should add as many as possible give me more reason to write my faves.

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‘ so we’re gonna find bigfoot – ’
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‘ – and we’re gonna shoot him in the face. ’
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         “That’s a horrible idea. Bigfoot would kill you before you had the chance, I think everyone knows that.” Michael shakes his head. “If you ever saw Bigfoot you’d run away in fear. You’d make me protect you, because let’s face it,” He eyes the camera as he speaks. “I am the strongest, bravest, and handsomest in this office.”

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When he looked into the camera after Michael’s small ‘outburst’, it was most certainly with a look that suggested Michael was even more nuts than was usual for him. 
Jim was almost positive nobody had even started to panic in the few moments it had taken their boss to start laughing, but he knew better than to point that out – just letting him have these moments seemed like the safer option.
Yeah, you sure got us, He finally looked back at Michael, pausing a moment.  – How long have you been planning that one?
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          It had actually taken him a while to come up with that. Though most of his time was spent rehearsing so he didn’t lose it as soon as he walked out of his office. “Several hours, actually. It was so worth it though.” A content sigh escapes him, as he leans against the others desk.

          “Jim Jim Jim. Jimmy Bobimmy, the big Jimbo.” Fingers poke at his arm. He turns to the camera positioned behind him. “We have fun around here. Especially me and this guy. He’s a riot! Ah, one of the greatest guys in the office next to Ryan.”

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Wait – He really didn’t know whether he should believe Michael or not. But, after looking at the camera, then back towards the man packing up his desk…yeah, no, he’s still not sure. What?

          “Yeah, I know Jim it’s terrible. I’ll never be able to see you or Pam again. God, why! Why this, it’s unjust!” He stands, going to his window and staring out at the parking lot. It only takes a moment before he cracks, and his laughter fills the silent office.

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          “Oh my god you should’ve seen your face!” He’s practically holding his stomach as he laughs so hard. “You were so scared!”

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Another Whose Line Is It Anyway Meme Thing
  • “This just in, we’re all just people.”
  • “Sorry, I can’t hear you, you’re shoes are too loud.”
  • “All work and no play…. makes for a dull time.”
  • “Yeah, sorry, what were you saying.”
  • “This sucks!”
  • “I was the darkest child in Sweden growing up.”
  • “Heeeere’s your boyfriend!”
  • “I love a good cigar like my number one gay/girl here.”
  • “Bachelor number 2 is a really rude movie goer.”
  • “I’m gonna give you a thousand worthless points.”
  • “Four o’clock and it’s time to shop shop shop!”
  • “That’s hard to do cause you can’t see body odor.”
  • “This doll is the only kind of girl you’ll be dating.”
  • “[NAME], why don’t you explain this?”
  • “Don’t know what the hell this is.”
  • “Ha, not as easy as you think, is it?”
  • “You’re the world’s worst nightclub act.”
  • “The capital of Florida is the F.”
  • “See, now this one is sticking out a little bit more.”
  • “Now please be very quiet as I get the lion to cough.”
  • “Those are all the people that owe me money.”
  • “Good for you, Norway.”
  • “We’re screwed.”
  • “We’ve all played the game before!”
  • “Honkytonk, sounds like a donkey getting hit by a truck.”
  • “Can you just shave it up to the shoulders?”
  • “I think I look better in this skirt than you do.”
  • “Women have orgasms?”
  • “What does that do? I want out.”
  • “I love this! Are you kidding?”
  • “We’re working!”
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                                                                     Make friends first                                                                      Make sales second                                                                       Make love third.                                                                    In no particular order.

                                            Independent, Private, Selective The Office multimuse.                                     Feat. Michael, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Stanley, Angela, Andy and Toby                                                                       Penned by Steph                                                              **sideblog to reigningwiidow**

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Trust me, I’m not very good with comedy, but I am good at making music. I play guitar and sing in a band called Plush. I was on the streets once when I was sixteen, but that ended after two days because I wanted to come home to my mother. Sorry for oversharing it’s my thing.” 

          “Okay, well, talk about Mr. Buzzkillington over here.” But of course, Michael cracks himself up at his own words. “Better not let Kevin hear you’re in a band or he’ll try to make it some big competition and start whining AGAIN because we didn’t go see his band play.”

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