a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

Canon Physical Traits of the Gangsey

GANSEY - very tan - would look great standing on a yacht - fantastically styled brown hair - hazel eyes, sometimes with nerd glasses (actual-nerd, not hipster-nerd) - classically handsome anglo-american bone structure - arm muscles worthy of the gods - hollywood smile - polo shirts in a range of pastels and brights - elitist shoes

ADAM - also very tan - short hair somewhere in the chromatic range of dirty blond to light brown - “pretty” blue eyes - taller than Gansey but shorter than Ronan - lean/lanky with narrow shoulders - “gaunt” - very pale eyebrows (and probably very pale lashes because of how genes work) - looks like he fought in the Civil War (both in appearance and tiredness level) - serious/sad expression

NOAH - “smudgy”, whatever the hell that means - blond hair, presumably in whatever style was popular for rich white boys in the mid-2000’s - small eyes and large ears - always wearing school uniform - looks like a decaying ghoul when viewed from an unflattering angle

BLUE - short and choppy dark hair with bangs and lots of clips - large eyes - generally hot, according to Adam and Gansey at least - approx. 5 feet tall - dresses like she has watched every youtube video on how to “upcycle” your clothing

RONAN - blue eyes and dark eyebrows - buzzed hair and back tattoo, obviously - pale skin that begs for a sunburn - chiseled nose - chiseled muscles - “handsome”, according to everyone - marginally taller than Adam and considerably taller than Gansey - either scowling grumpily or smiling smirkily - usually wearing a tight af black tank top and edgy distressed jeans - can grow a beard in like under a week

HENRY - cheekbones that could slice off your entire face - flawless eyebrows - hair that doesn’t believe in gravity - actual model

i saw this and i HAD to

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

             just because i don’t tell you i’m suffering DOESN’T mean i’m not suffering.

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

So me

i hope my contribution to this meme is accepted

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

*nervously calls crush bro*

me: maybe i’m exaggerating how much lucasfilm ignores padme i’m probably just paranoid and overreacting

starwars.com: publishes an article about the most fashionable people in the galaxy and makes it a contest between only leia and lando without a single mention of padme “wears a new ridiculously stylish outfit every 5 minutes of each movie” amidala

me:

Z

Bruce Wayne tracked down an original photograph from the first goddamn World War for his new friend.

He’s trying so hard, and I’m proud of him.

Bruce making friends is so awkward and beautiful