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@leovaldezaskblog / leovaldezaskblog.tumblr.com

my name is leo valdez (aka repair boy), son of hephaestus. if you have questions, my ask box is open!
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irismsg

i just think it’s hilarious how when percy disappears and jason shows up to chb, everyone is like “sorry don’t have time looking for our favourite person in the world bye” but when jason disappears and percy shows up at cj……. they’re like oh. wait can we keep him?

#listen I love Jason to death but Percy was FUNNY#Percy had a story for everything and was the only one who could truly handle the Stolls#he knew everyone at camp personally and kept shit interesting#Jason….is the type of kid to remind teachers they forgot to collect homework#he probably made them run through drills a million and one times because their flank was like. a millimeter out of line or someone didn’t#step in tune even though Everyone Else Did#if you try to have a normal conversation with Jason it turns into a full blown history lesson that’s why Reyna was the only one who could#stand him…she’s also a fucking nerd she’s just more intimidating so the other campers didn’t make fun of her fsldkjfsdlkj#Percy’s like *hangs out in the forge with the Hephaestus kids#bc he can stand the heat and thinks their cool* *hangs out with the Hermes kids and out pranks the Stolls for other campers whenever they#can’t think of anything good to retaliate*#*only person not pussy enough to train with the Ares kids* *Athena kids legally have to like him or Annabeth will beat them up*#*is never mean to the Aphrodite kids or underestimates them*#*absolutely thinks the rhyming curses the Apollo kids come up with are hysterical*#*gave all the other godly children Legal Rights*#*entertains the little kids with funny stories and teaches them how to swim and hold swords properly*#*is nice to every single nature spirit he meets*#of course everyone loves him#and again Jason’s one of my favs but he’s like….*hides in the library for 10 hours a day and angrily shushes anyone talking then wonders#why he doesn’t have more friends*#*is the only reason Dakota isn’t sneaking actual booze into camp so he’s preventing everyone from getting litty titty*#*is too polite to tell Octavian to shut the fuck up even though he could have considering he was his boss*#*absolute perfectionist who probably makes them rebuild structures 3 times in a day because the edges looked a little wonky*#*makes dad jokes even though he’s 14 and absolutely no one wants to hear them*#*GOD he got to camp at age 3 and he’s Lupa’s favorite…he’s got Youngest Child Syndrome and the entire legion knows it jkdsdjk#look Jason’s the kinda guy who….doesn’t realize the systemic problems within the police force so he becomes a cop for purely good reason#like he just wants to Help but then when he hears people complain about cops he gets offended because HE’S not like that and he doesn’t do#any critical thinking on the matter….whereas Percy’s like. a Bro.#lmao#hoo

@couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name​  WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

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sowlmates

gotta give it to the percy jackson fans, you really do love your main character. for other franchises, fans usually place the #1 blorbo title on a specific side character. but in percy jackson you really love your percy jackson

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penstrokes

Since the Percy Jackson show is coming out tomorrow (!!!!) it's time to shout something into the void:

DO NOT SEND HATE TO THE ACTORS. THEY ARE LITERALLY CHILDREN.

This means if you are:

  • mad about a casting decision
  • mad about a certain scene/character/line not being in the show
  • mad about how something plays out in the show
  • mad at a character for turning out to be a bad guy
  • mad at a character for getting in the way of your ship

you DO NOT direct that anger at the actors who are just doing their jobs. You can be mad at Disney, you can be mad at Rick, but you leave the kids alone. Growing up in the public eye is really, really hard and we should do whatever we can to make it easier for them.

To that effect, this also means that:

  • If two characters are love interests in the show, do not start shipping the actors in real life. This applies to all actors in all shows generally but especially to kids
  • Don't make negative comments on the actors' physical appearances. "So-and-so doesn't have enough muscle" "That person is not pretty enough to play a child of Aphrodite" These are kids who's bodies are still growing and developing, and pressures of Hollywood are already insane, so none of that shit.

Alright, shouting over. Enjoy the show!

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annaethchase

annabeth fourteen years old and alone and trapped under the sky for days on end. do you ever go insane

annabeth was so neglected, betrayed, and abandoned throughout her whole life up to and including then, and meanwhile percy was screaming, fighting, stealing pegasi to get to her, to help her, to be with her, even though everyone else had pretty much given up on her as lost. do you ever go. in. sane.

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The song Rewrite the stars is so Valgrace coded

Only they cant rewrite the stars

They were doomed from the start.

One of them must die :)

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rachiebeee

some Leo headcanons I have

Leo doesn't know what day his birthday is. He knows its in July, but he hasn't done anything on it since he was 8 and he used to act like it was/wasn't on certain days based on how well they went (he thinks its the 7th, but he hates the number 7 so he ignores it).

Leo has stolen and crashed a police car. He will do it again.

Leo's mother and Aunt Rosa both had dreams from Gaea that told them Leo was going to kill Esperanza, but Esperanza took it as an "he'll do it on accident bc he doesn't know how to control his powers" and Rosa took it as "It's a sign from God and this child was sent by the devil".

He's asexual biromantic, but in love with the idea of being in love.

He learns a form of script-based magic - the same thing that is etched on each stone used for the Hecate cabin. Jo is his teacher, but when he visits camp all of the Hecate cabin are happy to help him too. He views it as a code instead of magic, and only ever uses it in the things he builds because he forgets it can be useful on its own.

He's a Fall out Boy stan. Loves all types of rock too, but FOB was his gateway into it.

Every time he went to a new school if they had a music program he could join for free he would. Originally he'd just choose a new instrument every school, but on his third try he learnt drums and decided to stick with it.

HIs eyes look like yooperlite while it's glowing, but more like burning coals while he's using his powers.

On that note, Leo's body temperature can be way hotter than the normal person's. On a normal day where he's fine in everyway, he's hot but not hot enough for people to think he's feverish. When he's excited his temperature rapidly increases, as it does with stress. When he forgoes sleeping his body forgets to regulate his temperature, which leads to him either going very cold or very hot.

He can't really get fevers at all really. It's also very hard for a lot of illnesses to effect him because half the time he burns it up before he even knows its there. When he does get sick it's really bad though, because his immune system is actually pretty weak.

Related to that, he is the only known person who can currently be a theoretical host to a thermophile virus. Not that he would, but it is a thought that has crossed his mind.

He has a hobby of making little robots. He makes Piper a bronze eagle one as a present and he slowly starts to make them for his friends

Annabeth gets a cat because he thinks she has cat vibes and an owl would be basic. Percy gets an otter because Leo did not want to think about making a robot fish that works well out of water. Frank gets a chameleon as a joke, but he makes it so it can turn into a small dragon too. Hazel gets a snake, again for the vibes. Nico gets a lizard. Just like, a nondescript lizard. He makes Reyna a bronze dog to "complete the metal set", but it's based of a Molossus of Epirus instead of a hound. Jo and Emmie get matching gryphons, and Georgina's little robot is a llama. Leo makes himself a wolf in honour of Jason.

On the topic of making things, Leo also gets really into all forms of metalsmithing. Which includes making jewellery, which leads to him getting a lot of piercings. Piper does too, because they went to go get the piercings together. He loves giving people little friendship bracelets, and charms, and ornaments. He makes people themed cutlery sets.

His love language is gift giving, if it's not obvious.

He stays in contact with Apollo, but in order to not upset Zeus they frame it as 'music lessons'. As the inventor of the Valdezinator (and its best player), it's a pretty good excused. Leo does make new instruments occasionally when they feel like they're pushing the 'lesson' excuse.

They fr just gossip during them though, and then give each other a scuffed form of therapy. They go from talks about petty drama to unanswerable philosophical discussions to jokes that make no sense.

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Listen Esperanza finding out Leo's Trans before she died and screamed it from the rooftops!! "I have a son!!! This is my boy!! And his name is Leo!!!" Especially after some Transphobic teacher didn't call him that!

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Battle of the Ships

Round 2 Part 3 Poll 4

Argo II :

Leo Valdez built it so it’s really cool, it’s controlled with a Nintendo Wii stick because the captain is seriously ADHD and there is a wall in the mess hall that shows them what’s going on at camp, it’s basically a magic ship. Oh and it can fly

Gup-C :

uhhhhh octonauts is a banger show and i love it :) it's!!!! based on a blue whale!!! that's so cool!!!! also it can break ice which is badass and it's my second-favourite gup (after the gup-d)

also to my knowledge shellington can actually use that thing and that's a massive achievement i'm so proud of him <3

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