Nationalize Waffle House

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

Fastfood workers carry more weight in society than any giant robot.

show them no shrimpathy

@hugoweavingbaskets

Scott and Wallace

vanilla extract is perhaps the fastest a meme has become unfunny to me. it was funny the first time i saw it (everyone choosing vanilla extract in the "let's bake a cake" poll), and then it was funny when i saw it in an unrelated poll. and after that it was never funny ever again

I know what you mean. It's good in small amounts, but if you do it too much it just overpowers all the other posts. It's too much. A little bit goes a long way, just like when you're making a ca

Lancer tactics update! The UI needs to be jazzed up, but mech loadouts are now ~modifiable~. Talents and core bonuses are next on the list. ✨

i cannot believe cecil gershwin palmer has the ability to make music play very loudly wherever and whenever he wants by introducing “the weather”. like it isn’t just during the radio breaks he does it irl to distract a mob in a later episode. this is infinitely funny to me if only because it’s one of the most random and completely useless superpowers a man can have in a town full of angels, talking river rocks and other weird and powerful magic. maureen gets the ability to switch between dimensions and he gets to be a human radio

That one time Steve Carlsberg offhandedly mentioned how annoying it was to talk to Cecil because everytime he didn’t want to listen to you he would just start talking about the weather and then you had to shout over music comming from nowhere.

CONGRATULATIONS TO CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER, WINNER OF THE 2023 TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

Ngl I think I’ve been convinced to vote for Cecil in the next poll. Not for him, for Carlos so Carlos can point to his husband and say I’ve married the winner of the 2023 tumblr sexy man poll and I think that would be wonderful for him

never not angry about how the scott pilgrim comics were like funny and well written and had scott’s character arc revolve around him realizing that he couldn’t keep going through life making up false narratives to absolve himself of blame and that he has to step up and take responsibility for his actions and how the movie completely erased all of that and made the message “scott gets a girlfriend due to being awesome and liking video games and being in a band” and now scott pilgrim is like a patron saint of the exact kind of shitty indie dude his character was a criticism of

this scene did change my life though. im not gonna lie and say that this scene didnt change my life.

No recent SCP has enchanted me like SCP-4723 and yet there's NO art of it

yuo're moneyy is gone.......

Really tempted to build a comp team using Iron Bundle now lmaooo

GET CHEESED!!!!

Getting fact checked by your own website that you paid 44 billion dollars for.