mid is gas to me

me: damn i feel like shit i can’t do this...

my borat tulpa i got from being part of mk ultra experiments: wai not :D

me: you’re right borat

Check ouyt me and my brothers dance!

You guys are amasing dansers and are you gonig to eat thise colorful berrys btw ?? They lock delicius

we will share with you

you cant have any of mine alvin doesnt feed me

im in court again

update guilty no chance parole

this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket

fuck your stupid hoobs i dony give a shit

Boos

i love to post a sweet picture of my doggy and put my phone away only to return to my "friends" doing this to him

This is a psa check out my totally normal trevor and michael playlist

i love men and masculinity. surely this is some sort of sign of being an alpha male straight guy myself. *holding my earpiece receiving information suddenly looking shocked* oh. oh okay. oh that’s bad news. and i have to suck them? oh my god

if one more fandom hoe tags this as the cardboard cut out from supernatural I am going to kill myself in front of your family 

can you please change trajectory

what are you asking me boy

of our lives

come with me to a world

where nothing you know.....

is ever going to make sense again.

AAAA I JUST FOUND MY OLD PICMIXS!!!! I still like them <3

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning ("drawing too loud")

How do you draw too loud?

Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational

*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys

People have repeatedly asked me why I’m so scared of driving and quite frankly I think I hold a normal amount of fear towards driving. I think most people could stand to be a little more scared of driving tbh

backroads home cookin'

Ewwww middle aged man yaoi