Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

Squirt ‘Rugrats: The Search For Reptar’ PlayStation

100 percented this game once again for my rugrats/nickelodeon game marathon. This one is definitely the best in the franchise so far (7 to 7.5/10 ish range) the camera, graphics and controls are a good bit dated and wonky compared to how they were in 1998, but the game is so charming for any fans of the series with levels based on various fan favorite episodes, great voice acting from the cast and it’s easy for anyone to pick up and play. Fans and kids overall will enjoy it

By the end of 2023 Target is going to start selling coffee mugs that say "it/its traumadog" and "t4t fagdyke"

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

excuse me im need a bite of whotever youm are eatinge pls

pls give me a bite righte neow pls

It's a clementine. You hate citrus!

untrue she enchante me

what if i just rest my eyes for a second

what if i just check out whats going on under this cozy blankie for like a minute. two minute

oh no

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

wtf drinking is cool again

tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier

to boldly go

official linguistics post

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

university charged me $1.79 for the spring semester. why are you even bothering

the dean wanted a snickers bar

as someone who experienced the fall out boy hiatus in real time i can't explain how magical it feels to witness everything about tourdust. not that they ever had bad blood between them even during the hiatus but there's something so special about seeing your four favorite artists make a conscious decision to go back to making art together, and not only survive the hiatus but thrive. to not just try to recapture the magic of before but to build something even better. to become better friends, the closest knit family, after being there for one another through unimaginable ups and downs. to clock how much every single special touch on this tour means to the fans and not say "ok, that's probably enough for now" but to raise the stakes and make the show better every single day. anyways fall out boy forever

THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

false alarm it burns again

deactivated / inactive mutuals I miss u and hope you're living your best life far away from here </3

so mad that if you die you can’t post about it because i know the memes i’d come up with about my own death would hit

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me