C A T H A R S I S

Crooked Spoons - Otep

What else could could you need? You’ve taken everything.

VIGILANTE  SENTENCE  STARTERS. 

NEGATIVE.

❝ This is a job for the police, not a mutant monster. ❞ ❝ Why doesn’t she/he let the police handle it! ❞ ❝ He/she/they is always getting in the way of police work! ❞ ❝ I don’t think we feel protected with a monster on the loose! ❞ ❝ That’s no hero. That’s someone looking for attention. ❞ ❝ That is no hero! She/he needs to be behind the bars! ❞ ❝ This superhero person just gets away with all these crimes! ❞ ❝ I don’t like the idea of someone flying about the city. ❞ ❝ Why haven’t they captured this person yet? ❞ ❝ I think this ’ hero ’ ought to turn themselves in! ❞ ❝ You aren’t no hero. You are just another criminal. ❞ ❝ Who gave them the right to law into their own hands? ❞ ❝ Why is the ’ hero ’ so privileged? ❞ ❝ I’ve had enough of this city’s crazy vigilante! ❞ ❝ I want justice to be brought and served to this masked person! ❞ ❝ I can’t believe people actually think this is a hero. ❞ ❝ Oh, so, we can take justice and law into our own hands now? ❞ ❝ This ’ hero ’ is a bad influence on our children. ❞ ❝ I don’t want my children looking up to some criminal! ❞ ❝ This hero has proved that this city is going to fall to anarchy. ❞ ❝ Whoever they are, they just need to go back to wherever they came from. ❞ 

POSITIVE.

❝ I think they’re doing some good for our city. ❞ ❝ No offense, but, they’re doing a lot more than the police ever did. ❞ ❝ Yeah and that superhero has saved my life countless times! ❞ ❝ They’re not a criminal, the police like working with them. ❞ ❝ I’ll have you know the police would be lost without them. ❞ ❝ Hey, I kind of like this new superhero guy/girl. ❞ ❝ Our city needs this kind of hero, have you seen the criminals lately? ❞ ❝ I think what you’re doing here, superhero, is good. ❞ ❝ You only ever see the bad in anything, never the good. ❞ ❝ What do you likes o much about this vigilante anyways? ❞ ❝ They have saved a lot more lives than anyone else could of saved. ❞ ❝ So what? The police have an extra hand with things? It’s good!  ❞ ❝ I used to never read the paper, until our superhero came along. ❞ ❝ I watch the news everyday just to the masked hero. ❞ ❝ You know, they saved my life once. Just remember that. ❞ ❝ What’s so bad about breaking minor crimes to stop someone? ❞ ❝ I’m not saying they aren’t at fault sometimes but they are good. ❞ ❝ This ’ hero ’ is the best thing to ever happen to this city! ❞ ❝ I’m kind of a fan of the hero flying about our city. ❞ ❝ I feel much safer walker the streets with our new hero at large. ❞ ❝ The day this city’s hero leaves, is the day I leave. ❞

NEUTRAL. 

❝ Anyways, have you seen/heard about our new profound hero? ❞ ❝ Why does he/she/they have to be all dressed up for anyway? ❞ ❝ I really like the suit they fly around in. It’s nice. ❞ ❝ So, is that tights your wearing or what is that? ❞ ❝ I just wanted to say, I’ve always wanted you to save my life. ❞ ❝ What’s this suit made of? Did you make this yourself? ❞ ❝ Hey, just throwing it out, if you ever need a sidekick one day.. ❞ ❝ Do me a favor and never save my life ever again! ❞ ❝ Don’t you have a life to be saving somewhere? ❞ ❝ What is that? What was that? Wait.. is that? A person? ❞ ❝ My city has a flying superhero or something, you’ll get used to that. ❞  ❝ You totally have a crush on that superhero person. ❞ ❝ This is kind of like a movie or something, isn’t it? ❞ ❝ Why is that superhero person hellbent on hiding their  identity? ❞ ❝ Maybe that superhero kills people at night, like serial killer. ❞ ❝ Whenever I grow up, I want to be just her/him/they. ❞ ❝ Wait, wait.. I just wanted to ask.. could I have your autograph? ❞ ❝ How do you ever get used to living with a flying person in the city? ❞ ❝ Have you seen the news lately? That superhero is all over it. ❞ ❝ I want to follow the superhero, see where they go, find out who they are. ❞ ❝ Let’s go on a mission to discover who this masked helper is, yeah? ❞