Vachir Qerel

@vachir-qerel / vachir-qerel.tumblr.com

The musings of a Xaela with no patience.

HANI & SAVO kick of shadowbringers with a cruelly targeted Musical Review at the ELYSIUM.  Likely casualties this time are the dominatrix: @keelime-xiv the duskcat: @talysings a dawncat: @ehrinrae the red skink himself: @vachir-qerel his right hand elf: @blackshroudmagpie The indomitable tramp: @eaotheelf and her other half: @rhalgr the newlyweds: @auliander-ffxiv and @oleandre-ffxiv the adorable Domanese albino: @pale-eastern-star everybody’s favorite provocateur @thebaileymail the understated: @delicatelygloriouspenguin the shady motherfucker at the: @tssbalmung the musical drunk: @whitherwanderer who could forget @thornedembers and the: @luckysparrowffxiv  Also the singing gorilla: @echoingsteel and his jane: @not-another-universe nor shall we miss the qualified parental units: @simpatico-go and @sylastair the calender cat:  @balmungrpcalendar   then Popito from the @palazzoaldenard and finally the Blue Insanity herself: @fheylahaken (possibly more…who knows.)

HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE!

Best cat in all the sewers. Sorry @fheylahaken

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HELLO HELLO! Martin Freepaw here with a Freepaw Giveaway!

I’ve gone through a lot the past couple of months, and the community has been quite the source of comfort and support during this time. And while I can’t give back to everyone who helped me. I wanted to do something for the community as a whole with what I have! (And also I hit another Milestone which whoof that is a lot of people watching this blog now)

SO! First off! 

This Give Away will be going from June 18th - June25th 

1st place; 30 dollar credit for MogStation. AKA I’ll buy you whatever you want as long as it doesn’t go over 30 american dollars!

2nd Place; 20 dollar Credit for MogStation! Same as above!

3rd Place; 10 dollar Credit for MogStation!

*Note; Due to the Black Chocobo Promotion I am willing to work with my winners if they’d prefer a code for that.

  • Rules are very simple, you have to be a follower and you have to reblog this post. I’ll only count one Reblog as One entry. Winner will be determined by a RNG generator for names.
  • If the winner doesn’t reach back to me within 48 hours, I’ll reroll. Apologies, due to the time sensitive nature of some of the sales ending I have to be a bit tougher.

ALRIGHT, IT’S RELEASED INTO THE WILD. GOTTA GO FAST

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The Elysium opens it’s doors and returns for another Open Showcase!

Join us for a night of laughter, warm ambiance, great food and music that is renown across the realms to warm hearts, dazzle the senses, liven souls, and weaken even the brittlest of stony exteriors. The performers featured will definitely put some pigment into your cheeks.

[You can pry that Year of the Boar pun out of our cold, dead hands! ]

♬ Who: Performers featured from all around Hydaelyn! ♬ Doors open: May 17th, 5PM PT / 8PM ET / 1AM UK ♬ Entertainment Begins: 8:30~ PM EST ♬ Where: The Wanderer’s Elysium: Mists Ward 11, Plot 5 [BALMUNG] ♬ Other Tidbits: We welcome all performers to our stage, both in-house and out, and our performer slots for this cabaret are currently OPEN ! ♬ OPEN SLOTS: We have 8-10 slots usually for each Cabaret with a first-come, first-serve basis. We do withhold the right to grant Keeper’s Kiss members priority on available slots.

If you are interested in performing at this event (or in the future!) please feel free to contact Ren @ Renaux#8571 or @vachir-qerel for more info!

Poster credits go to the talented @smol-nevi !

The Keeper’s Kiss is currently accepting applications! Follow >>http://www.keepers-kiss.org/recruitment<< to apply.

Menu over  http://wanderselysium.wixsite.com/elysium!

And for some shameless boosts: @balmungrpcalendar  @balmungrp @mooglemeet  @crystalxivrp  

Can’t attend? You can catch the show at https://www.twitch.tv/keepers_kiss/

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PLOT Kee enters the Elysium, to silence. Nothing. Descending the stairs , a smoking slag of metal and stone in the form of a 30 fulm hole blasted through sheer solid cliff face was all that was left of the front of the cabaret stage. There was no sign of her friends. No sign of who was responsible. No bodies. No one, just the whistle of the wind coming off the sea of the perfect beach day beyond the breach. At the precipice of the opening was etched these words; "We always hold to our contracts"

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(PUNY CHARACTER LIMIT COULD NOT DO THIS PLOT JUSTICE)

Fuck no || Not interested || Huh? || More details || Sure why not || OMFG YES!!

Tell me more! What happens next? Who was taken? Is Kee the target or just some hapless halfwit who stumbled into a crime scene? What contracts are they talking about? GIMME THE DETAILS AND LETS DO THIS!

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So I kinda, have to break the bit of laughs to Share something very personal that is going on in my life right now

This has been one of the rare moments in my life where i’ve felt absolutely powerless. And the decision on what to do has weighed heavily on me. Everyone who knows me, knows my dogs and cats are like my children. My family, because they’ve all I’ve ever had.

And the fact, Taiga has to go through this and the chance I might not be able to save her cuts me harder than I hate to admit. I know the upset and pain I feel in my heart right now probably has nothing on what she is going through right now. And I absolutely hate that I can’t wave my hand and fix it for her.

I know, things are hard for everyone but if you could share or anything I’d be very grateful. I absolutely hate it’s come to this, but I love her too much to not try and do everything I can to help her.

But here is a link to the go fund me for my Dog Taiga. I didn’t wish to use a picture of her, with her current condition as quite frankly it’s very sore to look at. 

But because I can’t stand to leave this on such a sad note;

Here is a picture of Happy Martin

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The Elysium opens it’s doors and returns for another Kiss Kiss Burlesque for this moon!

Join us for a night of laughter, warm ambiance, off the cuff and off the shoulder music that is renown across the realms to warm hearts, dazzle the senses, liven souls, and weaken even the brittlest of stony exteriors. …barring that; It’s likely going to put some pigment into your cheeks.

☢ The show will be mature/sultry/risque centered in nature, which in short potentially means people taking off their clothes! … Okay, almost guaranteed people taking off their clothes. Y’all know by now.☢ 

[You can pry that Year of the Boar pun out of our cold, dead hands! Are we planning to include it in every post this year? Probably. Fite us irl.]

♬ Who: Performers featured from across Hydaelyn! ♬ Doors open: March 30th, 5PM PT / 8PM ET / 1AM UK  ♬ Entertainment Begins: 8:30~ PM EST ♬ Where: The Wanderer’s Elysium: Mists Ward 11, Plot 5 [BALMUNG] ♬ Other Tidbits: We welcome all performers to our stage, both in-house and out, and our performer slots for this cabaret are currently OPEN ! OPEN SLOTS: We have 8-10 slots usually for each Cabaret with a first-come, first-serve basis. We do withhold the right to grant Keeper’s Kiss members priority on available slots.

If you are interested in performing at this event (or in the future!) please feel free to contact Ren @ Renaux#8571 or @vachir-qerel for more info!

Poster credits go to the talented @smol-nevi

And for some shameless boosts: @balmungrpcalendar  @balmungrp  @mooglemeet  @crystalxivrp  

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Anonymous asked:

Sun'ra, Vachir, Hammersmith

Sun’ra gets the damned frying pan this time. Can it be scalding when he’s hit with it? Or adorned with tiny, poisoned little knives on the side making contact with his face?

I don’t think I’d try to seduce Hammersmith. I feel as though that would be unsanitary. Or unsafe. Or the result of a terrible and purely accidental mix of something hallucinogenic with a chocobo tranquilizer. I would share a drink with him, though it would certainly not be a drink he would provide.

I suppose that leaves…”

Realization dawns on Ilan that this means he would seduce Vachir. The horror in his eyes remains as he stares into space for a full minute, transported to some personal hell. He has the look on his face of Luke Skywalker just hearing Darth Vader say “Luke, I am your father.”

“…don’t make me say it. I’ll not say the words, and you cannot make me say them.

((@mischiefandmystics, @vachir-qerel, …shiz, do I not follow Hammer?))

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“Ilan..whos.. your daddy.”

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Help Save a Home!

My household is in a crisis. We’re being faced with losing our home, and we’re frantically trying to avoid that. 

I live with my best friend and her husband, Emily and Rob Fry. The Fry’s have had their knock of rough luck, and filed for bankruptcy a few years back. They’ve been making their payments and all has seemed well. They had about 1.5 years go go before that’s settled. Everything has seemed fine…Things are not fine. Last night we found out our HOA is trying to put a lien on the house and get it foreclosed on over $3,000 that wasn’t included in the bankruptcy. Just that much, and they want to take our home! We’re all living pretty much at our means. Rob is a full-time worker at UPS for over 20 years, there’s no way he could take a second job. Emily is diagnosed with Fibromyalgia, and though she’s tried, her body simply will not allow her to work. (And trust me, she’s tried. She misses working). And I’m already working the maximum amount of hours I can as a CNA in order to keep my financial help with attending college to become an RN. Essentially? We’re backed into a corner, and looking at two option. We sell the house, which none of us are prepared for or can do financially or with our current pets. Or we raise $3,000 to pay of the HOA debt and save our home. So…I’m putting up a GFM in the earnest hope that folks will help us. Even dollar helps. And if you can’t donate? Please reblog. Please help us save or home. :(

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