1. “The doctor said it’s normal” - “Well that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.”
2. “Baby, you’re not a bother.” - “I’m too needy, you don’t deserve it.”
3. “Come with me to the other room.” - “We’re not going to talk about this now.”
4. “Did you just hiss at me?” - “Are you judging me?”
5. “Don’t yell at me like I’m a child!!” - “DON’T THROW SCISSORS!”
6. “Here, take me blanket/jacket.” - “I told you, I’m not cold.” *shivering*
7. “Did you hear that?” - “I’m telling you, I’m haunted.”
8. “I just wanted an easy day with my boyfriend/girlfriend. Is that too much to ask?”
9. “Why are you awake right now?”
10. “Come over here and make me.”
11. “I want my best friend back.” - “Kevin is over there.”
12. “H-how long have you been standing there?” - “Long enough.”
13. “You’re lying, you’re blushing.” - “Shut up, no I’m not!”
14. “No, I’m not talking to you.”
15. “No more!” - “Okay, fine, I won’t send you any more selfies.”
16. “What do you have?” - “Pizza rolls and Cup O’ Noodles…that’s about it. Popcorn?”
17. “The salad here is really good.” - “Do I look like a fucking rabbit?”
18. “Open this.” - “Can you say please?”
19. “I just came to say goodbye…” - “Bullshit, you just feel bad.”
20. “You’re on level 176.” - “Can you judge me harder?”
21. “Jinx, you owe me a coke.” - *can’t speak until they buy a soda*
22. “Please don’t leave me.” - “I don’t want to go”
23. “Babe, I’m sorry.” - “Suck my ass.”
24. “Liar, liar, pants on fire!” - “Seriously, you’re worse than a kid.”
25. “You can’t ride a bike?” - “Why are we whispering?”
26. “Is it that time of the month?” - “You literally ask me that whenever I’m mad at you!”
27. “We’re going downtown.” - “There’s a strip club downtown.”
28. “You weren’t supposed to hear that.” - “Well, you shouldn’t be saying it then.”
29. “It’s not mine, I swear.” - “How is it not fucking yours!”
30. “Take it off.” - “Like a bandaid?”
31. “I told you…” - “Yeah, yeah, yeah, quit nagging.”
32. “Boo?” - “You’re my boo.”
33. “Don’t you ever do that again! You scared the shit out of me!”
34. “You broke what?!?” - “Don’t worry, I’m okay.”
35. “Why’re you dressed like that?” - “Does that mean it looks good or should I change?”
36. “Fine, just do what you have to do.” - “Can you stop being so freaking cute so I can concentrate?”
37. “…then I picked up your coffee by mistake.” - “All I want is an apology.”
38. “Well, this is awkward.” - “Don’t touch me.”
39. “You can’t make me.” - “What are you? Five?”
40. “You’re a blanket hog!” - “Leave me alone and stop being so selfish.”
41. “It’s not fair that you’re hot and funny.” - “Look who’s talking…just kidding, your jokes suck.”
42. “I hate you.” - “No, you don’t.”
43. “Should I be worried?” - “Is the grass green?”
44. “You’re kidding me?!” - “Shush, my mom never taught me.”
45. “I’m your lock screen?!” - “You weren’t supposed to see that.”
46. “Will you go with me?” - “As long as you hold my hand.”
47. “Baby, I’m scared.” - “You don’t have to be; not as long as I’m here.”
48. “Come inside, I’m sorry.” - “Not until you apologize.” - “I just said I’m freaking sorry.”
49. “Your voice is sexy.” - “Your ass is sexy.”
50. “If I asked, you’d say no.” - “You don’t know that.”
51. “Seriously, the chimney?” - “The squirrel can’t win!”
52. “32?” - “I’ll prove it!”
53. “It’s just so little and adorable.” - “That’s what she said.”
54. “You’re not mature enough to be a parent.” - “Try me.”
55. “Take a chance.” - “Umm…let me think…no.”
56. “Game’s over, you son of a bitch!!” - “Okay, just don’t hit me.”
57. “You forgot about my birthday!” - “In my defense, I forget about a lot of things.”
58. “You need more stamina.” - “No, I need more steak and eggs. So…get on it.”
59. “Can you dance with me?” - “You’re not mad?”
60. “I’ll smash it, I swear.” - “You smash it and we’re done.”
61. “Move!” - “Why would I move if I’m so comfy where I am?”
62. “I’m not going in.” - “Then we’re not going to get a treat after.”
63. “I really would’ve liked it if you told me your parents were coming to town.” - “I really would’ve liked it if you put underwear on before coming into the kitchen.”
64. “I found it in the recycling bin.” - “Well, you’re the one killing the environment, so who’s really in the wrong here?”
65. “We bet, and you lost.” - “But tattoos are permanent.”
66. “Can you quit being so sassy?” - “Can you quit being so controlling?”
67. “Are you getting jealous?” - “You’re changing your outfit, now!”
68. “What time is it there?” - “We’re in the same time-zone.”
69. “Quit flirting.” - “I didn’t mean to-”
70. “I just don’t know what happened.” - “You’re too good for them.”
71. “You have a cute nose, don’t make me break it.”
72. “Tell me what I can do to help.” - “Sing me to sleep.”
73. “You still need your baby blanket?”
74. “Did you black out?” - “I feel like I’m gonna puke.”
75. “Let’s just bury the hatchet.” - “Fuck your hatchet.”
76. “I bet it’s a boy.” - “I bet it’s a turtle.”
77. “Spare change?” - “You can’t be responsible, you don’t get your wallet.”
78. “Cuddle or leave.” - “So is that a no to supper?”
79. “Are you high?” - “I’m just so fucking tired.”
80. “Why did I marry you?” - “It took a lot of convincing.”
81. “Who’s texting you?” - “Umm. nobody.”
82. “You have two choices.” - “Neither of which I like…”
83. “I want a dog.” - “I want a cat.”
84. “Chinese food?” - “Do we even know what that’s made of?”
85. “These sheets are stained.” - “That’s disgusting.”
86. “You don’t know how to change a tire?” - “Give it a rest, would you?”
87. “That’s my ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.” - “Well, kiss me so they see.”
88. “We got lucky. You’re not gonna do that again, right?”
89. “Hey, babe, look what I found.” - “GET THAT OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW!!!”
90. “You’ve been replaced.” - “Alright, we’ll see how you feel when you need me to kill a spider in the shower.”
91. “Are those slippers?” - “Is that you being mean? AGAIN?”
92. “You forgot your book.” - “No, I lost my book!”
93. “You’re weird.” - “Or you’re just basic.”
94. “We need a vacation.” - “You read my mind too much, it scares me.”
95. “Why’d you hug him? You love him?”
96. “Sorry.” - “Good choice.”
97. “Luck? Nope. Skills.” - “If it’s skill then do it again.”
98. “Why can’t you just believe me?” - “Because you lied about it before.”
99. “This bath is too damn hot.” - “This is why we can’t do cute things. You complain too much.”
100. *Make up your own*

Leo’s cute interaction with V at ISAC 2017 ♡ cr.

k-zombie jiu ‘BOCA’