a master in faggotry

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[ID: Tweet by madoka magicock @rifflexielian: "Terfs need to shut up about womanhood, my mom was raised to believe all women were less valuable than men and cried when she learned about trans women because the idea that someone would fight that hard to be a woman was radical for her and meant it was something worth being"/end ID]

tuck him in Tuesday

tuck him in Tuesday once again

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

Tuck him out 😈

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

#two senseis of different forms meeting in a forest and exchanging weapons in a show of trust and respect for the others mastery

I need them carnally

"Bittle. You need to eat more protein."

seems reasonable

When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

dex, drunk, in the kitchen with bitty. circa 2017: i’m like the lost property brother, but i flip gingerbread houses

bitty: you’re so wise

“The ruling on the ice stands.”

(Kickstarter commission for Hannah!)

Bothering the beast