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Incorrect Hilda Quotes

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Hilda: I am not waking her up .

*Johanna and Hilda looking at a napping Kaisa*

Johanna: Why does it have to be me ??

Hilda: She Your her Girlfriend.

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Kaisa: I hate you .

Anders : But I have such a cute face.

Kaisa: I want to fucking punch it with a baseball bat .

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Kaisa: We have a kid....WE HAVE A KID!
Johanna: Yeah and she needs to be changed.
Kaisa: Oh no I forgot that I.....I need to take Hilda to the Library for.....A reading class.
Hilda: Wait.....no.
Kaisa: Yes you do :).
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*Victoria busts info Raven Scout Hall*

Victoria: HONEY WE HAVE A PROBLEM. *running up to raven leader*

Hilda: WAIT WAIT Victoria and Raven Leader are.........HOLY FUCK.....is no one straight around here??????

Frida: Hilda your not Straight .

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Victoria: I don't follow noones rules.

Raven Leader: ....... Victoria Take out the trash.

Victoria.:.....Ok

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Kaisa : *Stands in trash can.*

Bell Keeper : Kaisa , not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

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Bell Keeper : We should be partners.

Anders : You mean like, partners in crime?

Bell Keeper : Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Bell keeper: I’ve got a problem
Kaisa: Is it an ‘I need help to bury the body’ problem or an ‘I think I like him’ problem?
Bell keeper: I think I like him
Kaisa: Shame. I could have actually helped with the first one
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Victoria : Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Raven Leader periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
Victoria : It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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Victoria : Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Raven Leader : You shouldn't be using a straw.

Victoria : I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Raven Leader : Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

(playing with the Incorrect Quote Generator again)

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