Coolest dork ever

bitch…omg

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

Oh hey it’s a standard headlight from every truck made since 2013

"I could fix him" well I could turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll put that box inside of another box and I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives AHAHAHA I'll smash it with a hammer!!!

What a sweet little pumpernickel

Raya is having the same conversation somewhere else

I hate him😂😂

mutuals since tumblr banned cock and areolas

!!!!!!!his name is Gourdon!!

I dont take selfies anymore if you wanna know what I look like you’re gonna have to wait until my very expensive commisioned acrylic portrait is done

Why is everyone on Tik Tok like this????

excuse you ma’am ena da is a tumblr original

Is that the anemone girl lol

One day I’m gonna be receiving the Oscar for best actress ensemble pussy or whatever and y’all will still say “omg is that the anemonenenenene girl”

I can’t tell if that’s an actual lemon or an apple. Either way, I’m concerned...

It’s a lemon