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My Obsessions Keep Me Alive

@i-will-go-down-with-these-feels

She/her | 20 | Fall Out Boy/Dan and Phil/ Twenty One Pilots. Art blog: @wordless-and-worthless
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phannotfound

I love that in his coming out video Dan called us a bunch of degenerates and yet we just found out they’ve never fucked on YouTube

Is it really us that’s the degenerates Dan bc we never asked for that information as far as I’m aware buddy ?

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  1. I want, no, I nEED bloopers
  2. I'd like to know their process. How much of this was scripted? Improvised?
  3. How in the hell did they find that shack and did they have to rent it out?
  4. Who's satan at the end? PJ?
  5. Bloopers pls
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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

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froody
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

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dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

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callmebliss

Can haz snackytreat

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sodapoplio
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kai-wildfang

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

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camiluna27

i threw a rat at a god

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The best part? Pikachu is awake. Pokemon faint upon being defeated.

What Nurse Joy heard was more along the lines of “I threw a mouse at a god and the mouse won.”

what is a king to a god

what is a god to a ten year old with an electric mouse

I laughed so fucking hard

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