St. Party's Day
"It's so cold... can we go home?"
"It's pouring out. No way is the parade happening today."
"I don't want to go to the bar today."
"You look like a clown threw up green."
"It's way too crowded in here."
"I'm having a party this weekend. Wanna stop by?"
"Rainbow hugs for everyone!"
"Can't we just have a quiet dinner at home?"
"Did you know corned beef isn't really from Ireland?"
"Wanna do something tonight?"
"Do you think we should call Uber? Yeah. Let's Uber."
"Looks like someone had some leftover Mardi Gras stuff..."
"Did you know Ireland had NO snakes?"
"They're called leprechauns not leprechaunts."
"Everyone's Irish today."
"Ick. That's a hideous shirt."
"That's sooooo offensive."
"Did they just grab your butt?"
"Is there a real pub around here?"
"Whatcha wearing under that kilt?"
"This isn't how the Irish celebrate this day, you know."
"Relax will you? It's a party."
"Ten in the morning and there's already people staggering into the street."
"Has the parade started yet?"
"Don't look at me like that. I happen to like bagpipes."
"Green looks good on you."