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what the hells going on at my mcdonalds
Happy Birthday to Mabel and Dipper!
if I miss another day of 3rd grade they're gonna put me in the fucking slammer
Can I get to know you
I don’t recommend it
Thank you!!!
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What is happening
Found this monstrosity on the webs. It's what your kitchen needs
You say monstrosity, I say "kitchen goals." That is eye searing, I love it.
It's so hideous
I love everything about it
Oh I'm tempted I love that
Oh. I want one in teal.
Not to be an enabler, but they appear to make it in tropical blue, mint green and robin’s egg blue. So not quite teal, but close? Maybe?
hello jeremy. Before you is a plate of broccoli and a fork. Under the broccoli is the key to your freedom. you must finish every broccoli on your plate or no fortnite for a week. You have until bedtime
Found this gem on twitter.
“Everyone has UNO!”
this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment
Now THIS is physical comedy
if you could have any pet in the world (fiction or non-fiction), what would it be? (it can't be Bertholdt because that's unfair)
Bertholdt definitely would not count because I would not want a person to be a pet 😭😭. I would want a Pokemon for a pet, because 1. Protection and defense, and 2. It would make life a lot more fun. But I just hope they would like living in this world, I just hope the Pokemon wouldn't want to fight other animals too LOL bc those animals would definitely die. Gengar's always been my favorite Pokemon, so it would definitely be cool if I had one. Maybe Meowth if it produced U.S coins, LOL. We'd definitely be rich! This is more about money than the actual care of the pet HAHA, my bad. I just can't help but think about the money and fame that would come with owning the first (and only) Pokemon in the world.
When will there be tumblr stories