wildest part of the folger's incest commercial is still when the brother mentions coming back from west africa and says "ahh, real coffee"

The wildest part is this being the first thing on my dash

I tried

He’s one of the few villains I don’t side with and that i want to personally punt

Great writing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I hope that every episode Kinger has a new impenetrable fortress that gets destroyed.

onceler dog

Here before there's an artist's rendition of this.

SANS UNDERTALE FUCKING KILLED THE QUEEN

happy anniversary

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

still not-works

still + notworks = stotworks.

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

Oh hey, its the cursed post.

Let Them Say Fuck, Semi-Finals

the undertale fandom did not create "let papyrus say fuck day" just for him to LOSE THE LET THEM SAY FUCK TOURNAMENT

I can't help but feel like Papyrus wouldn't want to say fuck, is the thing

He is a grown ass man fuck off

Hello buddah

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

I've noticed something in Nimona and I'm adding pictures (UPDATED), but look at the catch lights in the eyes. Nimona has slightly rounded tilted diamonds,

Boldheart has squares (or sideways diamonds),

and the institute has diamonds

Golden Loin has triangles when he doubts the institute or is being purely himself

but diamonds when he's fully on their side.

Glorith has the same eye shines as Nimona in the beginning,

but when she says her famous line, they're diamonds.

Boldheart's catch lights are always a square, or sideways diamond. He never fit in at the institute, but always stood for truth and honor.

This is just something I noticed that I think is cool.

It's a Goober.

Who is your favorite tiny hero? 🐱

Thanks to my surgery, my hormones are starting to balance for the first time in my life since I was twelve years old.

I feel so much happiness. I can think without my mind spiraling into a fit of unchecked and unnecessary emotions. Everything is clear. My thoughts; my feelings. I'm so greatful.

And I want to thank all of you who follow my stories. You have no idea hoe much you contribute to my happiness. I've never been able to express it, but its true. Your engagement means the world to me. It makes me feel a sense of pride I've only ever felt while I write. Writing is a huge part of who I am, so knowing others also love that part of me brings me endless joy.

I hope I can continue to write in a way that doesn't just make myself happy, but all of you as well. I want to share this entertainment.

I feel like this is a new start. Hopefully my writing can reflect that.

Posting this to this account as well, because I just really want to share how I feel.

the saying you cant miss what you never had is so insane to me.... like um actually i am always missing what i never had. theres so much missing... i miss everything

I miss the third spaces I never had but my parents did.

Ill never forget the time i went to a chamber of commerce meeting and all the contractors were complaining about illegal businesses getting all the work since they can do it cheaper and the senator said “sorry but we cant control what home owners do with their own homes” and i stood up and said “the problem isnt just with private homes. The problem is rental. Landlords should have to use a licensed contractor on every house they dont live in and they should be forced to acquire business licenses, pay taxes, and there should be a minimum standard of living for every rental property similar to what section 8 housing requires”

The senator jumped up, cut me off, and practically yelled “we’re out of time” into the mic and shut down the meeting as all the contractors around me started agreeing with me.

The senator afterwards came up to me and said “we cant do that because some people enjoy living with broken windows and holes in their walls so that they can pay less rent.” I said “so youre saying they cant afford to live anywhere else?” “No just that they enjoy it because theyre poor”

The senators name is Mike Walsworth btw if yall wanna talk to him bout that.

He also said that “flipping burgers” was unskilled labor. I told him he couldnt get thrown in a burger king and be useful for anything. He didnt like that.