I'm not sad u r

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

Don't worry bro your ass is fat and everyone thinks the hand lotion in your guest bathroom smells nice

hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up

Oh Shit it’s The Skunch

#youre a sort of unpleasant person mister skunch (via @noirandchocolate )

sometimes i have a Gender Panic but then i remember that i'm a lesbian and that my gender is in fact Also Lesbian and i relax

good morning bisexuals

good afternoon bisexuals

good night bisexuals

I am currently dying from Not Enough Pillows

criminalise golf

My kind of party. (via _cooper)

Wait! there’s more!

this is the best thing ever

booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”

that only works if they find you ass up but I guess you have plans

fanny pack that says “please turn over”

children of color deserve better

Everyone of any color

as i was saying, children of color deserve better