Well, hello there!

Greetings and salutations! Welcome to my page! 

Ok my wonderful fans I have an update: 

First off here’s my rules for following and reading my page: ruthoakenshield as of 6/ 1/23. Masterlist will begin below the rules. Please read and follow my rules so that we all can continue to enjoy writing and reading fanfiction.

The Rules for this blog & its content:

✴️This page is for 18+ (ADULTS) ONLY!!!  If you are under the age of 18, then get off my page. My writing is not for you to be reading until you are legally an adult.

✴️Bots and AI are NOT allowed on this page. Bots and AI are NOT allowed to copy my work, nor are they allowed to finish any WIP’s (Work In Progress) that I have written and posted on this page.  #NO Bots nor AI allowed here 

✴️If you follow me and you do not have anything on your page or you expect me to follow you to see what is on your page, you WILL be blocked. As far as I can tell, your page is either a Bot, AI, or Scammers.

✴️I ONLY post my works on Tumblr, AO3, and Discord. So, if it appears anywhere else, it is STOLEN, and I did not post it nor grant permission for it to be posted there. 

✴️FYI: ALL reblogs of your works I like and wish to share will go on my @rutho-reblogs page, found here: rutho-reblogs so I can find my writings on this blog easier. Okay??? 😍 💗 💕 ❤️ love all your stories you share! Keep it up! Reblog, but give credit where it is due, okay???

✴️⚠️⚠️⚠️Copying of my works/oc/stories and claiming them as your own is prohibited. The plots, storylines, original characters, made up places that I came up with, are all mine. Anything storyline, characters, places, products referred to or used in my stories that are already copyrighted by someone are by rights theirs, and I borrowed and tweaked them to fit my take on it. The actors mentioned are done so out of appreciation and are not intended to bash, slander, or anger them.

I only claim what is mine that I created. If it’s yours, then it’s yours. ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️❗️So, no stealing my stuff, GOT IT?!? ;)⚠️❗️

     Ok, so now that we got the rules out of the way, on to the good stuff!!!

How to read my stories from this Masterlist:

✴️ I have linked the chapters of the stories to these titles. If it is just the title, then it is a single-chapter story.  If the title has (one shot) after it, there is only that story, no chapters.

✴️ If it’s underlined, it’s linked to the story. Click on the underlined text and it should take you to the page or the Masterlist of chapters for that story. If a chapter in the Masterlist is NOT underlined, I haven’t gotten it posted and linked...yet. Check back often for new chapters being posted for my various tales.

✴️ 👍🏻Feel free to leave respectful comments, questions, gifts of drawings my tales inspired you to create, and to reblog only on Tumblr (Please give credit where credit is due).

✴️Please remember, these are works of FICTION and not intended to reflect poorly or besmirch the character or names of the actors that these fanfics are written about. They were crafted out of love for the actor/character. ❤️

⚠️✴️👍🏻 Khuzdul vocabulary and cultural items like Dwarven marriage/ funerals/descriptions of traits of different Dwarrow, etc were often borrowed and adapted with permission from The Dwarrow Scholar or were borrowed from the website https://islenthatur.wordpress.com/welcome. 

Link for the of the Horn of Erebor isolated audio  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGj8sULJlOw) was used with permission from: Angerer’s Youtube channel. 

Elven horns audio clip (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG58GgwYMyA) usually was used from the War Banners Youtube page. 

Pictures were all used from Tumblr’s GIF selection (I claim no rights to the sound clips nor the Gifs nor the pictures I use)

Masterlist (current) for ruthoakenshield as of

6/ 1/2023:

Works in Progress (Multi-Chapter):

Linked to Original posting on Archive Of Our Own website:

*Little Minx

*Broken Pieces

Posted on Tumblr:

Middle Earth Adventures:

     * Thorin, Fili, Emma and the Unusual Arrangement

      Click here for a link to the chapters

     *Little Miss Warrior

      click here for links to chapters

      click here to read it all in one go. 

     *Thorin and the Gem Carver

    click here for links to chapters

     *The Last Sanddancer

    click here for links to chapters

     *Worthless Little Shadow

    click here for links to chapters

Richard Armitage fanfics:

     *Miss Fay and Richard

       click here for links to the chapters

     * The Lady in Black Leather

     click here for links to chapters

     *The Snowstorm at the Airport

       click here for links to chapters

     *The Call

      click here for links to chapters

            *Gary and His Neighbor

              click here for links to chapters

Henry Cavill + Richard Armitage + Viggo Mortensen + RDJ:

     *The Tornado 

     click here for links to chapters

Henry Cavill:

     *Very Good Friends

     click here for links to chapters

One shots:

Thorin Oakenshield One shots:

*Tears Turned to Laughter 

*Silk Sheet Burritos 

*The Fever 

*Thorin’s Anniversary Gift

*Thorin’s One and the Black Arrow 

*Thorin Learns the Value of Patience 

*The Unwanted Visitor 

*Thorin’s Fae

Richard Armitage as Sir Guy of Gisborne One shots:

*Guy’s Love

*Getting Guy Good

Henry Cavill One shots:

*Henry-Geralt Finally Gets His Girl 

*Henry’s Blind Date - Part 1

*Henry’s Blind Date - Part 2

*Henry Finding Love at the Beach 

*Bun in the Oven 

*Henry’s Halloween Surprise

*A Happy Halloween

Henry Cavill as Captain Syverson - One shot:

*Sy Retires 

Asks:

Courting Guy of Gisborne (Ask answer)

*How would Gary Fuller [Into the Storm] ask you out? (Ask answer)

*cute Bilbo fluff (ASK): reader has insomnia and doesn’t sleep but Bilbo tries to persuade them? And maybe it ends with them curling up together and stargazing?

Prompt requests:

*Thorin Oakenshield (prompt request): “You aren’t the boss of me,” and 20. “Let go of me,“ with Thorin?

*Bilbo X Reader (Prompt request): cute Bilbo fluff where the reader has insomnia and doesn't sleep but Bilbo tries to persuade them? And maybe it ends with them curling up together and stargazing

*Thorin Oakenshield (emotional prompts request): “What gives you the right?” & “Whatever you do, don’t open your eyes.”

*Bilbo (Prompt): Bilbo gets sick from the barrel ride, runs a high fever, loses his filter between brain and mouth, chatters a mile a minute till he falls asleep, holding Thorin’s hand in a death grip, making Thorin wonder if Bilbo always had this strength in his hands.

*“I can’t open my eyes, I don’t want to” with Guy (Prompt request)

Imagines:

*(imagine) BotFA….but with giant cats batting the orcs around like hockey pucks

*(Imagine) Thorin hearing you sing a lullaby for the first time and doesn’t want it to stop because your voice is so calming and that’s what the whole company needs before the long night.

So in a couple of weeks, im going to be learning how to make real chainmaille out of metal links. If you’d like me to attempt to make you something let me know. Be sure to tag me in your request.

Lyrics to an old Hymn i grew up hearing. Painted this to encourage a friend going through a tough time. Turns out it was her favourite Hymn!

‘Prairie Church’ painted by me 5” x 5” canvas panel.

Some art i painted recently.

Thorin, Fili, Emma and the Unusual Arrangement - Part 20

[Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19]

The battle rages outside for a day and a half before Azog and Bolg are slain on the battlefield. Thorin’s and Fili’s armor having shattering both foe’s weapons, leaving them defenseless. They both stand on the battlefield seeing the Orcs and Trolls littering the field and they both sigh. Kili comes up and joins them as does Bilbo and Dwalin. “How is it you three survived some of those blows?” Dwalin and Bilbo ask.

Thorin grins and looks at his Nephews. They both grin mischievously and nod. They all open their tunics and reveal the Dragon’s Scale armor with their runes on them in gold and the two obsidian Ravens of Erebor each flanking the Dwarrow’s runes on the front of each breastplate. Dwalin’s eyes open wide as does Bilbo’s.

“That’s not what I think it is, is it?” Bilbo asks.

Thorin smirks. “And what do you think they are, Bilbo?” Thorin asks.

Bilbo comes up closer and pulls aside Thorin’s tunic more. Seeing the red tinge around the edges of the scales. “That’s Smaug’s Chest Scales!!!!!!” he shrieks, jumping back in fright.

Thorin just laughs and Fili and Kili chuckle.

“But how?!?! How did you get Dragon Scale armor!!!” Bilbo asks in shock.

“Em claimed eight scales of Smaug’s belly armor apparently, after Smaug was slain. Mahal collected them and made these for us. They are the actual scales she touched when she ‘tickled’ him with her hand before circling the missing scale that Girion DID loosen and it fell off, leaving a gap. This gap Em widened with the Ice Drake’s claw, allowing Bard to see it from the windlance quite clearly and it allowed him to take the shot with the LAST remaining Black arrow in existence before the windlance fell and burned.” Thorin tells them.

“By my beard!” Dwalin exclaims in awe coming over to examine it.

Thorin chuckles. “Now, have the survivors start to pile and burn the carcasses of the dead Orcs, Werebats, and Goblins, so the stench isn’t as bad come spring. Dump the ashes to the East of the mountain in the Wereworms’ tunnels, so they do not foul the drinking water and the runoff will wash it away from the lake.” Thorin orders.

“Fili and I have some matters to attend to and need to get cleaned up.” He says. “Kili, you’re in charge till we finish and come find you. Have Balin and Dwalin help you if you need it for anything.” Thorin tells his youngest Nephew.

Kili groans and rubs his face as Dwalin smirks and nods.

They head out and Kili helps Dwalin start to pile Orc, Goblin, Werebat, and Troll carcasses. The dead Dwarrow they lie along the path to the mountain, so the carts can collect the bodies and prepare them for burial in Erebor’s vaults. The bodies of the Elves they let Thranduril’s surviving Elves deal with, and the bodies of the Humans, they load into carts and bring back to Dale for their survivors to bury as they see fit.

For the next two days everyone works to clear the battlefield and Dale of dead Orc, Goblin, Werebats, and Troll filth and the inhabitants buried their dead.

Thorin and Fili spent some much-needed time just being intimate with you and being together joining as One. They are surprised to find that you now have the seven stars of Durin on your forehead in a mithril tattoo.

You explain how you got them, and they grin. They spend most of the two days making love to you sometimes together, other times taking you one at a time while you pleasure the other with your mouth or hand.

You moan in pleasure feeling them both fill you at the same time. You tell Fili he is going to be an Adad and he looks at you and then at Thorin with glassy eyes and a shocked expression, then he looks down at your belly and gently caresses it. “So soon?!?” he asks.

You chuckle and nod. “It’ll take me about two years, Love, to grow this one for you, Sweetheart. Do not worry. You have time. Erebor will be rebuilt, and everyone will be home by then.” You say as you caress his face.

Fili just looks at you in awe. Then wraps you in a tight hug. “Thank you, Em.” He says and peppers your face with kisses. Then peppers your belly with caresses and kisses and he greets his child for the first time, promising the pebble he will take good care of it.”

You chuckle and Thorin beams happily. You wish you could tell him you also carry his Daughter, but Mahal told you not to, plus you know he wants it to be a surprise and you can hardly wait, and look forward to seeing the look on Thorin’s face when Oin hands him his dark haired, blue eyed little girl that he always wanted.

~~~~~

After the battlefield, the mountain, and Dale are cleared of dead bodies, each community has their own funerals for their dead. Dain and his surviving Dwarrow join Thorin, you and the Company in burying the Dwarves in the mountain in two special, large chambers that were quickly hewn by Dain’s Dwarrow to house all the bodies. Commemorative tombstones were placed next to the openings saying:

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Here lies the fallen Dwarrow of The Battle of the Five Armies – November 25-26, 2942TA. May they rest in peace having fought a brave battle to defend this mountain.

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Here lies the fallen Dwarrow from the Sacking of Erebor by Smaug the Fire Drake, the last Dragon of Middle Earth. - August 2770

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Then it lists every Dwarf’s name in the order they were lain front to back, left to right. The exception being the Royal Family members who had perished in the mountain, Thorin’s Mother and Grandmother, and Fundin’s Wife, were laid to rest in the Royal Vault. The Dwarves mourned the loss with feasting and telling tales of the fallen.

Before the feast, Gandalf lifts the curse on the treasure of Erebor. Thorin gives Bilbo what he wanted of his 1/14 share of the treasure, and then Bilbo and Gandalf head out to make their way back to the Shire. The Company meets them at the Main Gates with you and you all bid them goodbye with hugs and well wishes.

Bilbo gives an open invitation for you all to come visit whenever you liked. He reminds you all that tea is at 4 p.m. and there’s plenty of it, and to not bother knocking, to just come in and make themselves at home.

You all chuckle, nod, and wave as he carries the small chest of gold and gems that Thorin had given him and he wore the mithril shirt Thorin had gifted him as well, prior to the battle.

“Thorin, give the rest of my share to the people of Dale/Laketown to help them rebuild. What you’ve given me is more than enough for me to live a good and comfortable long life on.” Bilbo tells him.

“As you wish, Bilbo. Safe travels. Let us know when you reach your home safely. I am sorry it has taken us so long to get you back to it. Do not forget to plant your acorn. If you pass where the troll’s hoard is, dig up the small chest of gold Gloin buried and take that and whatever treasures are still salvageable that you desire from the hoard with our blessing.” He reminds Bilbo with a grin.

Bilbo chuckles and nods, patting the two pockets where the acorn and the ring both sat securely, each in their own pocket. Gandalf helps Bilbo up onto his horse and then climbs up and they are off.

You sigh and rub your belly contentedly. Thorin and Fili hadn’t told the Company yet of your pregnancy, waiting till things settled down, but Oin saw what you were doing and suspected you had conceived. He quietly approached Thorin as the Company turns and begins to leave.

“Thorin, is Em pregnant?” he asks in almost a whisper.

Thorin grins and nods. “It is Fili’s, do not worry, Oin. She conceived when she and Fili were confined to Mahal’s cavern while we dealt with looking for the Arkenstone and the battle.” He explains in a low murmur.

“Once I had recovered from the Dragon’s Gold Sickness, I went to the cave to apologize to Mahal and ask for his guidance and wisdom and found Fili there with Em. Mahal explained things, and gave us the armor. He sent Fili to bring Kili his armor and granted me time to join with Em as well. But she was already pregnant with Fili’s heir by then.” He explains.

Oin nods. “Would you mind if I examine her and monitor the pregnancy. Especially since this is her first and SUCH an important treasure she carries.” He inquires.

Thorin nods. “Do not tell anyone though, we wish to wait to announce it.” He tells Oin.

Oin nods and they usher you to the Healing Halls and into a side room. Oin examines you and grins hearing the strong, fast little heartbeats. He looks up at Thorin and Fili. “Well, Mahal has certainly blessed you, Lass! You are carrying TWO pebbles!” he informs you.

You grin and look at Fili. His jaw drops at the news and his eyes get all glassy. “TWO?!?!” he asks staggering back a few steps in shock.

Oin chuckles and nods.

“Oh Em!!!” Fili grins and kisses you all over your face, making you giggle. He looks up at Thorin who is chuckling and smiling. “I am happy for you, Nephew. Congrats!” he says.’

Fili is just beaming and asks excitedly, “When can we announce it?!?” he is bouncing on his toes excited and eager to share the news. You giggle as it reminds you of Kili.

Suddenly his eyes open wide in horror, and he freezes. A look of worry suddenly appearing on his face. “Uncle, how are we going to explain this to Amad?!?!” he squeaks in fright of the thought of her learning he got Thorin’s Wife pregnant.

Thorin laughs heartily. “Do not worry, Fili. I will write to her and explain things. We can include a letter from you informing her that Em is expecting two pebbles, if you wish, and that she will be a GrandAmad in about 2 years.” Thorin says calmly.

Fili’s beaming grin returns, and he is all giddy. “Amad’s gonna be SO happy to be a Grandmum!” he giggles with glee.

That night after the feasting, Thorin and Fili stand on the Dais and Thorin explains what Mahal has done with the three of you, then happily lets Fili announce the pregnancy and there is a cheer so loud the walls rattle and the floor shakes.

You giggle and blush a deep red. Everyone rejoices that their soon to be Queen is already blessed with twin pebbles.

(More chapters to come)

lost my tag list, so sorry. message me if you want to be tagged for this tale. there’s 9 chapters left now. 

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Lynda Carter thought you might get a kick out of this fan made trailer.

🎉 It’s my birthday today!!! Time to party!!! Who’s joining me??? 🎉

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Yummy Supper for a couple or a single person:

1/2# hamburger browned & drained.

1 can cream of potato soup

1/2 the potato soup can of milk

1/2 bag frozen mixed veggies

Steak seasoning to taste

Chives to taste

1-2 tsp A-1 steak sauce

4 tbsp softened butter

4 potatoes, boiled, peeled & cubes

1 c mozzarella cheese shredded

1/2 c Parmesan cheese

Sprinkle of Italian seasonings

Salt & pepper to taste

Combine all but cheeses in microwave casserole dish/bowl nuke 3 x for 3 min full power. Stir between nuking sessions. Add cheese after 3rd time, nuke 3 min once more.

Enjoy

Think we have enough snow for the winter now. We do NOT want any more snow!!! They had to put the dumpster for the garbage in front of my garage, because they can’t get it back in it’s spot at the end of the garage due the snow pile blocking the opening too much! 😂 🤦🏻‍♀️