our winner

This year's award for the Tumblr Eurovision Blorbo goes to:

i looooove industrial music it’s like if electronic music wanted to kill you

pavlovs dog and schrodinger's cat armed with chekhovs gun and occams razor to take down freud. new hit movie coming april 20th 2069

Just realised that Bulbasaur didn't get to wear its favourite piece of jewellery :(

paidatonriehuja ig story 4.5.2023

Marco Mengoni representing Italy - Eurovision (2023) Flag Parade

it fucking breaks my heart hearing käärijä go "...but i wasn't the best :(" when he literally scored the second most points EVER in eurovision public vote, second only to ukraine in 2022, like sweetie NO LISTEN, you WERE the best actually

I want you all to know that luke black served absolutely cunt tonight not only on the stage BUT ALSO when he walked behind loreen as she was going to the stage to sing for the second time, looked at her, then into the camera, turned to the right and went straight to käärijä's green room to cheer him up KING BEHAVIOUR

ultimate meme material

Käärijä being a supportive boyfriend and so in love

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

I just queued this for a year

TANANAI, Don Joe & Biagio Antonacci // VORREI CANTARE COME BIAGIO - Sanremo 2023, quarta serata

this is the realest tweet i have ever seen in my life