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Live, Laugh, Lobotomy.

@elder155 / elder155.tumblr.com

Here for a good time, not a long time.
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gostaks

people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:

  • my parrot is a democratic socialist
  • my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist
  • my catfish believes in the divine right of kings

“My dog is a democrat” stickers Cause plenty spontaneous snickers, But I can’t help ponder Where else their views wander, On what other points my pet bickers.

To my mind the option it brings Of increasingly niche-seeming things Your critter conceives. MY catfish believes In the heavenly birthright of kings.

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I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ??? This has to be fake.

Invading other countries and violating their soverignty has been what constituted the majority of french history for at least the past 500 years

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

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i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

World Heritage Post

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peachdoxie

Everyone here is dead.

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BREAKING NEWS:

Goatman’s bridge will now cost 6 dollars to walk on

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cryptotheism

Being alive these days is waking up, flipping on your phone, and going "Oh hey the wheels of history are turning."

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romanken

The battle above the god's eye is truly soooo silly there was absolutely no way it had any eyewitnesses but george was so in his groove that he didnt even bother with the fake history book bit and just had aemond and daemon's verbatim conversation along with descriptions of how totally sick and hot and badass daemon looked and how his silver hair flowed in the breeze and how pathetic and whiny aemond looked compared to the dashing and dangerous prince and and

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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

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don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

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thirdman000

I missed BOTH of them.

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

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merpancake

SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.

You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.

Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?

You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.

The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.

The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.

And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.

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