somewhere between jimmy buffett and kenny loggins

Customer: BORN GAY DMV: my instructions are to run any gay or lesbian plate by the review board, but as long as its positive it is acceptable… Customer’s last name is Gay. Verdict: ACCEPTED

hi

where's the kratom dog ashes tweet. please

EVERYONE PRAY FOR OUR BROTHER CHUM NO. 2,719,584 AND WISH HIM A SPEEDY RECOVERY

My mom went to high school with this guy and showed me this Facebook post of his and if I were not already happily married……………..

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

Words to live by.

I truly believe Kendrick’s end game is to drop so many diss tracks that Drakes ghostwriters end up unionising and striking for better working conditions.

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

always sunny episode where it is revealed that charlie can hear the voice of philadelphia the same way harry hears la revacholiere

la philadelphiere

easily the most American sentence ive seen all year

Hear me out

Disconnecticut

BANDLANDS CHUGS WINS BOONTA 500

whys his whole shit out for everybody to see😕

finally some fucking decency

everyone talks about tits (the bird) having a funny name. but no one ever says anything about penduline-tits. which is way funnier

^ his name is swanging boobs