we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.
im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction
this callout is completely deserved
i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….
I won’t be seen at any cost,
cause if I’m found I’ll end up lost
Aw, this is cute.
Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this
“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”
MY FUCKING HEART 😭
“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”
apparently it’s asexual awareness week so blease be aware of neil josten, fantastic striker, mic-drop professional, and demisexual, whom I love and who loves andrew minyard with all his heart
Obviously I couldn’t decide on colours. Again.
“ In Celtic mythology and folklore the hare has links to the mysterious Otherworld of the supernatural.”
“ Celtic peoples looked on the hare as a creature with supernatural powers. This lonely creature was admired for strength, speed and was noted for being active at night and associated with the moon. They were seen as mysterious and magical, so thought of as an animal to be treated with caution.”
20 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile
The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week.
PREGANANANT
i tried doing a more stylized version of neil and his foxes for my character design class !!
Happy Asexual Awareness Week! If you are asexual, this is your reminder that you absolutely do belong in the LGBTQIA+ community. Also, I think you’re ace ;) If you aren’t asexual, now is your chance to become a little more informed.
Asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction. No, this is not the same as being heterosexual. A person can be an asexual/hereromantic, asexual/homoromantic or any other form of romantic attraction since romantic and sexual attraction aren’t always seem the same. Yes, asexuals do face discrimination from both heterosexuals and also the LGBTQIA+ community. No, being asexual does not mean that they are cold hearted. No, they wouldn’t stop being asexual if they found the right person or ‘gave it a try.’ No, nobody had to hurt them to make them this way. No, that does not mean they automatically hate sex (some asexuals are sex positive and some aren’t, it all depends on the person). No, being asexual does not automatically mean they don’t want to be in a romantic relationship, those that don’t are aromantic.
If a person is asexual, it just means that they aren’t sexually attracted to people of any gender, that’s it.
To put it another way
Since we’ve brought up aromanticism, I’m going to explain that too. An aromantic person does not form romantic attractions/relationships with people of any gender. No, this does not mean they can’t form meaningful relationships with others: friendship is a thing, people! No, that doesn’t mean that they necessarily like casual sex, just that they don’t want a romantic relationship with someone they are having sex with. No, being aromantic does not affect what sort of person they are physically attracted to.
Being aromantic just means that a person does not want to be in a romantic relationship, that is it.
And now for a song!
ao3: and they were roommates
me: oh my god they were roommates
Made my day.
THE GREATEST SAGA OF OUR TIME
BEST. VIDEO. EVER.