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@shallowbanana

Susan, living in Seattle. "I just want to go one day without a CNN Alert that scares the hell out of me..." (pretty pictures, pretty people, English accents and cute animals are all that's keeping me going right now)
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Sorry about all the sexbot spam. That wasn’t me. I’m not... really into sexbots lol. Changed my password so hopefully it’ll stop. Also hi everyone it’s been awhile lol

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A not at all comprehensive list of Small things I liked in this season of oitnb

  • The brief glimpses we got of the mixed groups of ‘our’ Litchfield inmates sitting together outside the usual race based groups.  I was hoping that would happen post-riot.  The Gloria, Alex and Piper combination in particular felt like a gift just for me personally and I wanted more of it. 
  • New and interesting character combos in general.  I enjoyed Cindy and Flaca more than I ever liked Flaca and Maritza to be honest.  Nicky and Blanca were also fun.   
  • The fact that the sisters’ second flashback was basically a very short Lifetime movie. I was tempted to skip most of the flashbacks but not that one, which is weird considering it was about new characters, but when I realized it fit that very specific subgenre, well, no wonder I enjoyed it.
  • Fig’s bit about her big life regret being not getting pulled onto the stage at the Bruce Springsteen concert over Courtney Cox.  “You know she was planted in the audience, right?”  “That’s a conspiracy theory.  You weren’t there.”  
  • Gloria in the tank top that time (there was not much outfit variation in max, I needed that).
  • Alex and Piper in beanies.  
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Anonymous asked:

I've senza every sort of question/topica about the last season.. but a very important one is missin: Taystee... dude What do you think about that? And What about Cindy and the betray?

That storyline is rough for me, tbh.  I completely understand why they keep giving Danielle Brooks such central, heavy material because she is a powerhouse and she knocks it out of the park every time.  And there are aspects of it that are really powerful.  But i also have some issues with it.

One element is the extent of Caputo’s involvement.  Even though to an extent it’s nice to see her have an advocate, and I do think it makes sense to have some people within that side of the prison system to become disillusioned with it, especially after the season ¾ parade of soulless guards who lacked all humanity.  At the same time, I had the thought that the Taystee/Caputo storyline reminded me of a bad, overwrought White Savior drama from the late 90′s/early 2000s, in which the black character is representative of both goodness and victimhood and facilitates a Privileged White Man’s change of heart and moral redemption.  It’s probably not completely fair to say it was more about Caputo than Taystee, but sometimes it felt that way because he was the one having a journey really.  If that makes sense?  

Another thing is that part of setting up the murder charge felt extremely convoluted.  Once it clear they were going to pin Piscatella’s murder on someone, the plot mechanics felt so obvious and orchestrated.  Especially the fact that Taystee had held the gun to Piscatella (which was a big and powerful moment but also felt somewhat theatrical to me?  In a literal sense, it felt like it was happening onstage), thus getting her fingerprints on it.  Between that, and just the fact that Piscatella was killed anyway (though not even by those bullets) and that the men who killed him orchestrated a cover up….they had to bend over backwards to make sure Taystee got the shittiest possible break.  They made so sure it was hopeless, dismissing the power of the medical examiners testimony, never bringing up the video of Piscatella torturing inmates  - not that that could have been used to explain his death by shooting, but it still feels strange that it wasn’t part of the conversation at all.  Even during Piper’s interrogation they ask her why they had Piscatella in the pool in the first place.  Granted, Piper’s pretty much in a daze, blaming Red for Alex’s deaeth, but theoretically Nicky and Red and Frieda would have been asked the same question, and it’s such an easy answer to be like “Well he literally took hostages and was torturing us and there’s video proof of that that was on the news”.  Obviously Taystee wasn’t even involved in that aspect, but that part of the narrative goes a long way to explain why he was tied up in the pool in the first place….not just brought there to be killed.  The fact that it wasn’t brought up across the board in the season felt like them making sure the narrative of his supposed murder was super simplified.  

Basically, I think they could have gotten the same effective storytelling across just by making Taystee a major scapegoat for the riot.  The extra ten years Maria and Red got is already a big deal (though it didn’t necessarily feel like it?  Probably because the show had turned its true attention to the murder case).  Taystee was really the face of the riot and the biggest advocate for it, but for the right reasons - improving conditions and getting justice for Poussey.  To see her face the most consequences for it, to have to grapple that she not only made no headway with her really important and well intentioned goals, but has now gotten a massive amount of more time herself….that’s already heartbreaking.  That’s already indicative of how relentless and unfair the system is.  She could have plausibly been facing more additional time than Red or Maria, and she still could have still gone to trial instead of taking a plea because she decided that would be a way to continue to get Poussey’s name and the real reasons behind the riot out there, to have a chance to have her voice heard.  And it still could have gone badly and it still would have been awful and painful to watch.  But in my opinion, that would have been more effective than seeing her go down for a murder she had nothing to do with but was under reasonable suspicion for due to a series of unlikely and horribly unlucky events.  

That said, I think Cindy’s ‘betrayal’ of her, and Cindy’s subsequent guilt, was one of the most interesting aspects of the story.  I really liked the whole prisoner’s dilemma interrogations set up, the constant pressure to give up someone else to save yourself.  Cindy having to go against Taystee, and Nicky having to go against Red, were both brutal to watch.  All these people were on the same side, but the only way to keep themselves from facing consequences was to put the blame on someone else.  In both of those cases (the most personal and thus emotional of the ‘betrayals’), it felt like such an unthinkable thing but is still set up in a way where it’s so understandable.  They barely have a choice, and they’re pushed into strengthening the cases that have already been built.  The way the prison forces selfishness like that is a really effective commentary in my opinion.  Their backs are against the wall and they’re left with so few options, and the best case scenario for them is that they’re left with terrible guilt and the knowledge that they really made things worse for someone they care about.   

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On episode 4 of orange. No matter what else happens in the season I will always be 100% livid over them making pennsatucky and her RAPIST into some sort of super fun romcom. He RAPED her. And now they’re super in love? Just because what? He felt bad about it eventually? Nope nope nope. Need to meet the person who thought that was a good call.

Not that the rest of it has been going that great either.

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coolhotdad

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

this passed the bechdel test

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Incredibles/Incredibles 2

Holy fuck she knew

Wait…wait a minute, wait a minute, I just realized something!!!

What if she did know?

Think about it, Helen goes in to talk to Edna but Edna has already prepared a series of supersuits that are perfectly designed for every situation she and the kids are going to be in. And for some reason, we’ve all just accepted that, yeah, she’s Edna Mode, she would know these things, she’s just like that.

But what if we’ve all been missing something right in front of us?

We know Edna has affiliations with the government agency and has obviously been making suits for decades. Do you think the government is just going to get a random fashion designer to make these suits? Absolutely not.

They’re going to get a Super.

What if Edna is a Super with the power of future-vision? 

That’s how she knows exactly what suit to make, that’s how she knows that the kids are going to be in danger, that’s how she’s so aware of everything going on around her and catches everyone off guard.

She never looks back; she looks forward.

(Sorry for hijacking your post, OP.)

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