with a grin as wide as the truth

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

Look at this flat ass dog

the internet was a great invention, did you know you can just send porn to your online mutuals and develop a profound bond through the shared desire to see that old man railed to death

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

The women who desperately need Taylor swift to be gay are kind of indicative of a larger trend in gay stuff where people don’t want to seek out actual gay art or culture but want to consecrate all the normiest str8 culture as somehow queer in order to feel like they are participating, without having to actually do anything deviating from the lowest common denominator broadest appeal culture industry products

what is going ON in the notes

I'm obsessed

they can never stop you from turning off the volume while the ad plays remember that

i need to find some fucking weeg and smoge it

and smoge it

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

How are my sweetie pees

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees