Me when I first started researching autistic traits and behaviors:

#and they say romance is dead.

the g in greek stands for gay

Me: I don’t have a type

My type:

every character in the lord of the rings meeting a hobbit for the first time

so so in the two towers (film) the one uruk hai, after killing another  uruk hai says

“looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!”

this suggests that the  uruk hai know what a restaurant is and that they have a knowledge about supply and demand considering they understand the scarcity of the “meat”

In this essay…

please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

Always relevant

If you’re Australian and didn’t get the memo, there’s a nationwide climate protest on January 10 being held by Uni Students for Climate Justice. 

Find your local protest here: MELBOURNE: https://www.facebook.com/events/768013033713222/

SYDNEY: https://www.facebook.com/events/443101519927737/

CANBERRA: https://www.facebook.com/events/965777573822139/

BRISBANE: https://www.facebook.com/events/581444642671752/

PERTH: https://www.facebook.com/events/1917227375090617/

ADELAIDE: https://www.facebook.com/events/463381177884871/

WOLLONGONG: https://www.facebook.com/events/2542347442699534/

NEWCASTLE: https://www.facebook.com/events/1375580089270229/

GEELONG: https://www.facebook.com/events/509800852970293/

i am a: ⬜ man ⬜ woman ✅ house elf rights advocate

looking for ⬜ a man ⬜ a woman ✅ someone who will listen to me for five minutes

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

What if they thought you guys were the demons

ohmygod

plot twist he was just a bunch of slugs in a man costume

Absolutely cursed thank you

my gender is whatever the hell dionysus had going on

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

i haven’t seen this post on a single ‘top tumblr posts of the decade’ compilation yet and i just need you guys to know i’m extremely disappointed in all of you

“Deer”