mustard gas and roses

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

Seems an appropriate time to bring this back!

perfume catalogue scans from KERA magazine, 2003 from @yourfashionarchive on ig

if i was a guy in the middle ages i would say “they’re called the four humours but i’m not laughing”

ashleyhosmer

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

I have soups that could make you forgive your father.

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

The only situation where I would want to be stuck in a bunker with Romney and Cruz is where I can see the little Mormon Francophile scream at the zodiac killer

(dir. Armando Ianucci)

Whoever designed the 😳🥺🤪 emojis put their whole pussy into it.

this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer

it's been a bad year for essential workers, mental health, small businesses and probably many of the people reading this, but it's been a great year for hot takes

That 5th one made my head hurt.