fuck it bread is love

Ah yes, Play-Doh's allegory of the cave

not me watching the walking dead for the first time 14 years late and being like idk. the CDC guy has a point…….take me out sir 🫡

number one reason to not have kids is so I don’t have to do the zombie apocalypse. if I have a kid it’s like now I gotta fight for them 🙄 childless? I’m walking into the sea good luck to everyone else though ✌🏻

Yeah I typed this post so confidently as if I wouldn’t die specifically trying to collect every stray child I see.

the fundamental tension between wanting to dissociate modes of dress from gender and people wanting to use modes of dress to signify their gender so they don't have to play the Pronoun Game

There was a trans girl I used to follow on tumblr, who I think is no longer here but might have just changed her name and I lost track

who commented on how it was easier to pass in Utah than it was in San Francisco. In Utah people were like "wearing a dress, has earrings, must be a girl, check!" Whereas in SF people would pass her on the street and say "hey man, nice dress!"

Are you people seriously implying Utah is better than California for trans women

reading comprehension website

Luke Castellan should've been at the club

idc if half of these takes contradict each other they're all correct

Item: Christmas Tree Cannon

Hey, @gallusrostromegalus . You can't just call people out like that.

the comic (#1890)

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

“British writer invents time travel and uses it on One Joke”

hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent

marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

There are limitations to the benefits of being a marine biologist

Mr Chocolate Guy really is out there doing Things huh

Also, rendition of how to enjoy this piece:

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

#yeah hubris is what the h stands for

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work: