okay so i decided to drop everything. everything. drafts, memes, it’s all dropped. in fact i’m dropping this whole blog because now i’ll be found HERE. and it feels really really good to be in a fresh start. now, if you noticed my blog is now selective and private. as in, im not going to be as open as i once was. at least not for now. i really just want to feel comfortable and my dashboard is full of people i have followed for a long time and i just don’t interact with and im starting to think we might never will. :(((( or like maybe people feel obligated?? to follow me or something. anyways. please please please follow the blog if you are one hundred percent sure you want to interact with me. and i mean like, you’d send an ice breaker meme or you’d come talk to me to plot or whatever. ( or will drop a hint to make me come to you, like…. liking a ton of muse pictures like that’s a sure fire way to get me to come to you ) and i fear i am sounding like an asshole here but in the heart of it all, i think that’s what we all want. a dashboard full of people u have all the fun times with!

anywhosits, if we’re like cool mutuals but you really don’t think we’re ever going to interact than i can gladly give you my personal. we can be awesome mutuals there, interact and all that good shit too!!! anyways to recap, everything is getting dropped. everything. we’ll start new things. i didn’t even look at my drafts. if there’s a thread that you really want finish just link me to it or we can start a whole new thread with the same idea. any memes u wanted me to do when u sent them in uh, just let me know and i’ll do it over there. 

******************* we can also restart our plots! start from scratch!!! especially good if you think any of our plots/ships/whatever aren’t going anywhere !!! ******************************

P. S. i also really miss you guys and i love you guys! now idk if i’m going to be roleplaying on that blog just yet ( i think i won’t be tomorrow honestly, i’m going to be working on a midterm essay ) but please follow yeah? yeah okay coolio xxoxo y’all are great!

okay so i decided to drop everything. everything. drafts, memes, it’s all dropped. in fact i’m dropping this whole blog because now i’ll be found HERE. and it feels really really good to be in a fresh start. now, if you noticed my blog is now selective and private. as in, im not going to be as open as i once was. at least not for now. i really just want to feel comfortable and my dashboard is full of people i have followed for a long time and i just don’t interact with and im starting to think we might never will. :(((( or like maybe people feel obligated?? to follow me or something. anyways. please please please follow the blog if you are one hundred percent sure you want to interact with me. and i mean like, you’d send an ice breaker meme or you’d come talk to me to plot or whatever. ( or will drop a hint to make me come to you, like…. liking a ton of muse pictures like that’s a sure fire way to get me to come to you ) and i fear i am sounding like an asshole here but in the heart of it all, i think that’s what we all want. a dashboard full of people u have all the fun times with!

anywhosits, if we’re like cool mutuals but you really don’t think we’re ever going to interact than i can gladly give you my personal. we can be awesome mutuals there, interact and all that good shit too!!! anyways to recap, everything is getting dropped. everything. we’ll start new things. i didn’t even look at my drafts. if there’s a thread that you really want finish just link me to it or we can start a whole new thread with the same idea. any memes u wanted me to do when u sent them in uh, just let me know and i’ll do it over there. 

******************* we can also restart our plots! start from scratch!!! especially good if you think any of our plots/ships/whatever aren’t going anywhere !!! ******************************

P. S. i also really miss you guys and i love you guys! now idk if i’m going to be roleplaying on that blog just yet ( i think i won’t be tomorrow honestly, i’m going to be working on a midterm essay ) but please follow yeah? yeah okay coolio xxoxo y’all are great!

okay so i decided to drop everything. everything. drafts, memes, it’s all dropped. in fact i’m dropping this whole blog because now i’ll be found HERE. and it feels really really good to be in a fresh start. now, if you noticed my blog is now selective and private. as in, im not going to be as open as i once was. at least not for now. i really just want to feel comfortable and my dashboard is full of people i have followed for a long time and i just don’t interact with and im starting to think we might never will. :(((( or like maybe people feel obligated?? to follow me or something. anyways. please please please follow the blog if you are one hundred percent sure you want to interact with me. and i mean like, you’d send an ice breaker meme or you’d come talk to me to plot or whatever. ( or will drop a hint to make me come to you, like…. liking a ton of muse pictures like that’s a sure fire way to get me to come to you ) and i fear i am sounding like an asshole here but in the heart of it all, i think that’s what we all want. a dashboard full of people u have all the fun times with!

anywhosits, if we’re like cool mutuals but you really don’t think we’re ever going to interact than i can gladly give you my personal. we can be awesome mutuals there, interact and all that good shit too!!! anyways to recap, everything is getting dropped. everything. we’ll start new things. i didn’t even look at my drafts. if there’s a thread that you really want finish just link me to it or we can start a whole new thread with the same idea. any memes u wanted me to do when u sent them in uh, just let me know and i’ll do it over there. 

******************* we can also restart our plots! start from scratch!!! especially good if you think any of our plots/ships/whatever aren’t going anywhere !!! ******************************

P. S. i also really miss you guys and i love you guys! now idk if i’m going to be roleplaying on that blog just yet ( i think i won’t be tomorrow honestly, i’m going to be working on a midterm essay ) but please follow yeah? yeah okay coolio xxoxo y’all are great!

okay so i decided to drop everything. everything. drafts, memes, it’s all dropped. in fact i’m dropping this whole blog because now i’ll be found HERE. and it feels really really good to be in a fresh start. now, if you noticed my blog is now selective and private. as in, im not going to be as open as i once was. at least not for now. i really just want to feel comfortable and my dashboard is full of people i have followed for a long time and i just don’t interact with and im starting to think we might never will. :(((( or like maybe people feel obligated?? to follow me or something. anyways. please please please follow the blog if you are one hundred percent sure you want to interact with me. and i mean like, you’d send an ice breaker meme or you’d come talk to me to plot or whatever. ( or will drop a hint to make me come to you, like…. liking a ton of muse pictures like that’s a sure fire way to get me to come to you ) and i fear i am sounding like an asshole here but in the heart of it all, i think that’s what we all want. a dashboard full of people u have all the fun times with!

anywhosits, if we’re like cool mutuals but you really don’t think we’re ever going to interact than i can gladly give you my personal. we can be awesome mutuals there, interact and all that good shit too!!! anyways to recap, everything is getting dropped. everything. we’ll start new things. i didn’t even look at my drafts. if there’s a thread that you really want finish just link me to it or we can start a whole new thread with the same idea. any memes u wanted me to do when u sent them in uh, just let me know and i’ll do it over there. 

******************* we can also restart our plots! start from scratch!!! especially good if you think any of our plots/ships/whatever aren’t going anywhere !!! ******************************

P. S. i also really miss you guys and i love you guys! now idk if i’m going to be roleplaying on that blog just yet ( i think i won’t be tomorrow honestly, i’m going to be working on a midterm essay ) but please follow yeah? yeah okay coolio xxoxo y’all are great!

1. ‘Wake up (name), you twat.’
2. ‘Do you want a coke or something?’
3. ‘Can I carry your books?’
4. ‘Yeah, wow, lovely… No. But I like that you’re funny Iooking.’
5. ‘Oh thank you, you’re so nice.’
6. ‘You fancy me?’
7. ‘I think that could have gone a lot worse, don’t you?’
8. ‘We’ll miss you, won’t we?’
9. [ text ] : EAT
10. ‘Have you always had that mole?’
11. ‘I’m respecting. Believe me, I’m respecting.’
12. ‘You alright? Do you want to dance?’
13. ‘Do you want me to walk you home?’
14. ‘We’ll make ourselves comfy, yeah?’
15. ‘Shall I give you head?’
16. ‘I’m gonna get an early night. Coming to bed?’
17. ‘I’ll give you head - that’s friendship.’
18. ‘But what about you? You’ve got bigger problems than me.’
19. ‘I like your hair.’
20. ‘And I’m really, really sorry for being a slut, okay?’
21. ‘I realised something. I’ve been an idiot.’
22. ‘And I was hoping maybe you’d give me another chance?’
23. ‘You’re clever, funny, and… very, very pretty.’
24. ‘So I’ll see you around.’
25. ‘(name), you came! I mean, cool, I mean… I wasn’t sure you would.’
26. ‘Do you think they’ll give us a joint cell?’
27. ‘I don’t want this to be difficult.’
28. ‘Did you get beaten up?’
29. ‘I want to speak to you, and I think you want to speak to me.’
30. ‘Kiss me again.’
31. ‘Come on, I’m taking you for breakfast.’
32. ‘Happy birthday, mate.’
33. ‘There’s something I have to get off my chest and if I don’t, I’m afraid everything might just totally go to shit.’
34. ‘Come to bed with me. Please.’
35. ‘You’re my best friend, but I really don’t know what the fuck you’re on about most of the time.’
36. ‘See? I remembered your favourite.’
37. ‘Look, sorry, (name). But your mum says we gotta take you home.’
38. ‘Come out. I’ll get you dancing.’
39. ‘Do I have to gay you now?’
40. ‘Right, I know it might seem a bit fast, but, well, I think we’re ready, so, er, (name) … I want you to move in with me.’
41. ‘Let’s talk. Fill me in with everything. Every little detail.’
42. ‘We can carry on pretending, if it makes you feel any better.’
43. ‘And I fucking love you.’
44. ‘Wow! You’ve got a wacker lot of doughnuts.’
45. ‘Cheeky.’
46. ‘Thanks for keeping schtum.’
47. ‘Hi, I made tea.’
48. ‘I’ve never been to a pyjama party before, so I brought Vodka. Was that right?’
49. ‘I’ll show you how to do a blowjob.’
50. ‘I missed you… I missed you too much.’
51. ‘I think you can do anything.’
52. ‘It’s also nice just being with you, when you’re not being a prick, that is.’
53. ‘You alright?’
54. ‘I know you, (name). I know you’re lonely. I think you need someone to want you. Well, I do want you. So be brave. And want me back!’
55. ‘Fuck you.’
56. ‘Can’t we just sit like this … for a bit?’
57. ‘This is a once-only charity event, you understand?’
58. ‘I bought a fucking gateaux.’
59. ‘Please. Can we start again?’
60. ‘Facebook really needs to hear about this.’
61. ‘You’re very stalkable.’
62. ‘I was scared!’
63. ‘I am so proud of you.’
64. ‘Don’t you think you’ve had enough?’
65. ‘She’s lovely, isn’t she?’
66. ‘You look nice in that dress.’
67. ‘You are doing so well, sweetheart.’
68. ‘So you’re mental, and I’m useless.’
69. ‘So, what are we doing next, mystery girl?’
70. ‘I’ll never forget you.’
71. ‘Hi. I got eggs. We can have eggs, yeah? And Red Bulls and pain au chocolat.’
72. ‘I’d die for you. I love you. I love you so much and it’s killing me.’
73. ‘Don’t take any crap this time.’
74. ‘Badass.’
75. ‘You’ve totally got, like, “fuck me” eyes, girl. Totally “fuck me sideways” eyes.’
76. ‘Maybe we can go together.’
77. ‘Don’t be an ass hat and people will like you more.’
78. ‘I’m trying to understand your way, but you won’t let me.’
79. ‘You’ve got quite a rep, but you’re actually pretty sound.’
80. ‘You’ve got to stick it to the man, bruv.’
81. ‘You need to sort yourself out.’
82. ‘Remember when we were kids and we used to talk about just… just fucking it, running away and becoming roadies?’
83. ‘Everything is going to be fine, I promise you.’
84. ‘Hi, you look nice.’
85. ‘You may live your life as you want.’
86. ‘We’ll do a girls’ night in.’
87. ‘You’re a shape-shifter of happiness.’
88. ‘It’s not like we’re getting married! It was one dinner!’
89. ‘Thank you, my henna-handed honcho.’
90. ‘I’m sorry. I was just looking for somewhere a bit quiet.’
91. ‘It’s heavenly.’
92. ‘Why aren’t you here?’
93. ‘I tried to ring you.’
94. ‘Everything’s better. Here you are again.’
95. ‘I’ll dance with you.’
96. ‘What’s happened to you, (name)?’
97. ‘I didn’t wanna tell you this when you were all smitten and shit but you can do better.’
98. ‘Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I’m so glad you came!’
99. ‘I promise. Everything’s going to be alright.’
100. ‘ I love you.’

originally from frommemetoyou

• [text] Are you lost?
• [text] NO! That was a typo
• [text] Did you buy it?
• [text] I think I’m a mermaid
• [text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 
• [text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
• [text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.
• [text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?
• [text] It was an accident.
• [text] lol fuk da police
• [text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)
• [text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU
• [text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
• [text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.
• [text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
• [text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
• [text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
• [text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
• [text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 
• [text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?
• [text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(
• [text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.
• [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
• [text] Do you know where I am?
• [text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
• [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.
• [text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?
• [text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?
• [text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
• [text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
• [text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
• [text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home
• [text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
• [text] My dick just got serenaded.
• [text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
• [text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
• [text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle
• [text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
• [text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
• [text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
• [text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why
• [text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
• [text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
• [text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
• [text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
• [text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
• [text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
• [text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.
• [text] I think I got married last night?
• [text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.
• [text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
• [text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
• [text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying
• [text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
• [text] You’re my hero
• [text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
• [text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
• [text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
• [text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.
• [text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
• [text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
• [text] She high fived me out of pity
• [text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
• [text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
• [text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…
• [text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
• [text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
• [text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
• [text] It may or may not have been your sister…
• [text] It may or may not have been your brother…
• [text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all
• [text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…
• [text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
• [text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
• [text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
• [text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
• [text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
• [text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store
• [text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox
• [text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
• [text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”
• [text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
• [text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

• “i don’t even know what’s real.”
• “fuck it, keep on drowning.”
• “you see all these chicks, and now your girl ain’t even write back.”
• “don’t know how to make you feel.”
• “no one really cares when you talk loud.”
• “now i’m here, thinking that i messed up.”
• “and i’m trying to explain it, but you’re never around.”
• “we don’t pray for love.”
• “switch up my style, i take any lane.”
• “don’t want none of your time.”
• “i only love it when you touch me, not feel me.”
• “when i’m fucked up, that’s the real me.”
• “i only fuck you when it’s half past five.”
• “the only time i’d ever call you mine.”
• “who are you to judge?”
• “pacify her, she’s getting on my nerves.”
• “you like to say that you’re right.”
• “did it make you feel bad when you cheated on your man last night?”
• “did i ever cross your mind?”
• “don’t forget about me.”
• “i’m no good without you.”
• “you say you love me, but you act like you don’t.”
• “someone told me to stay away from things that aren’t yours.”
• “but was he really yours if he wanted me so bad?”
• “stop lying with those words.”
• “some people got real problems.”
• “i’m only human, after all.”
• “i like the sad eyes, bad guys, mouth full of white lies.”
• “you say that you’re no good for me.”
• “kiss me hard before you go.”

Make them cry

• “I never loved you.”
• “You’re the reason they’re dead!”
• “It’s all your fault!”
• “Who could ever love you…?”
• “You’re so stupid. So weak.”
• “Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

• “Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”
• “I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”
• “I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”
• “If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”
• “Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”
• “I know everything. I can ruin you.”
• “Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

• “Sing, birdie.”
• “I know exactly how to make you talk.”
• “You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”
• “I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”
• “I have means of extracting information from you.”
• “I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”
• “You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

• “You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”
• “You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”
• “What the fuck have you done this time!”
• “You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”
• “You’re not human! You’re a monster!”
• “You’re a disgusting little rat!”
• “You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

• “What, can’t take a punch?”
• “I’ll kill you!”
• “It’s only a scratch, asshole!”
• “Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”
• “I’ll slit your damn throat!”
• “Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”
• “I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”
• “That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

• “You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”
• “Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”
• “Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”
• “Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”
• “I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”
• “Get in the locker, shorty!”
• “Annoying? Me? Annoying?”