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@battypastel / battypastel.tumblr.com

Stay in milk. Drink your drugs. Don't do school.
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squishosaur

i like to think the tea club is always 2 steps away from imploding

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that1nkyone

Watched the new Pokemon episode, and realtalk Ash holding Beedrill like a baby is exactly how I would treat bug Pokemon half the time. (Context is Ash caught a Kakuna from falling, and it evolved while he was holding it. He was understandably Alarmed, but it's cool, nobody got stung.)

Series One: you even breathe funny near our hive and we Annihilate You.

Final Series: being baby is Fine actually I don't care anymore

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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

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madakunn

GUYS I NEED HIM I HOPE HE'S PUSHING 30S GIRLFAIL XD HOST DUDE

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WE ARE ON LOCKDOWN. NARU SOLO. NARU SOLO. NARU'S SOLO WHERE SHE SAYS THAT COURAGE IS TO GRASP YOUR FUTURE WITH. WHERE SHE SAYS TO FIND YOURSELF. TO WAKE UP. WHERE SHE SAYS SHE DOESNT NEED A PRINCE. IM INCONSOLABLE. IM IN HYSTERICS. THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPRNED TO ME.

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