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new friend: gosh you are so intelligent and well-spoken
me: :)
me internally: you fool, that is because you are on level 2 friendship, by level 5 I will be mumbling nonsense and finishing every half-baked sentence with ‘ya know?’
basic friendship: we talk about issues in our lives and give each other advice
advanced friendship: same, but i always advise murder
Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero
can’t stop thinking about how around 5 years ago i used to reblog videos of a random girl saying a hoe never gets cold and now she’s cardi b
Caught in a rather good romance
It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D
…that is exactly what it sounds like
This is AMAZING.
i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:
and i have never laughed so hard x’D
never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again
You never peeled a furby?
I don’t even know. It’s from a book about languages my friend’s been reading. (it’s creepy that I can understand it …)
It was actually invented with that purpose: anyone who spoke any European language should be able to understand esperanto. It was meant to be a lingua franca.
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING Y’ALL AND TELL ME IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS
I,understand about a half of it, I speak some dutch
“What Happened? Did your computer catch a virus? Did you suddenly develop BSE [mad cow disease]?”
Between German, English, Latin, a bit of French, Dutch, Spanish and Italian that was actually pretty readable to me.
I speak English and a very little spanish, and I can read it.
Super legible and I love it.
There are a few movies done partly or entirely in Esperanto, the most famous probably being Leslie Stevens’ Incubus (1966), a horror film starring William Shatner!
I only speak two languages (English and Spanish) and I got this loud and clear
Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“Whats your safe word?”
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
“Every strong man got a sensitive side”
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
“Ooo that’s cute”
Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?
whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse
Hey op
me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?
if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
this is an oddly specific post are you ok
This is really important and all but I can’t help but imagine Christopher Walken as a high level life cleric just faintly glowing with radiant energy.
That’s what he already is in real life
Samuel Jean de Pozzi, a French surgeon, combat medic, and gynecologist who was called ‘the Siren’ by coevals due to his handsome looks and cultured demeanor. They also called him 'Love Doctor’ and 'Docteur Dieu’. He was a connoisseur of the arts, a friend to feminism, and supported Dreyfuss and Zola.
(Painting by John Singer Sargent)
four word violin horror story
John Mulaney is hosting SNL, and they just did a lobster-themed “Les Misérables” parody…. the world is a beautiful place.
John and colin Jost wrote this sketch in 2010 when john was a writer and it never made it to air, tall child came full circle!
