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BHTHK FAQ

Because these questions come up a lot for BHTHK and I want a pinned post.

Complete!

Draco is 6′4″. Hermione is 5′2″.

Fancasts are Jeremy Dufour and Emmy Rossum.

No, there are no Weasleys, because no.

If you see BHTHK on any other site - NOT a translation - it is stolen. Please alert me and report the story for plagiarism.

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slavicafire

I love how routine-oriented cats are. in the old apartment - or rather, previous apartment, given it was a century or so newer than the one we're living in now - Urwisek used to sleep with us, in our bed, every night. but here there's so much room and so many fun nooks and crannies that he has his own spot now.

every night around 1am he goes to curl up on this one particular chair underneath the table by the tile stove: from that spot he can see both us and the door to the room as well. he sleeps there until 6 or 7am - that is the time when he decides to come check on us, and see whether we're still asleep. we are - or if he manages to wake me up with his checking, I have to pretend I'm still asleep, or else he'll demand The Day Begins, Now. and who's ready for that at 6am.

then he goes to lie down on the east facing windowsill and bask in the sun. and then, once he decides he's had enough sun, it is High Time To Wake Up, Furless Things. so he jumps on the bed - usually stepping on my partner's head to get to me - stands right above me, and hollers with as much power as mother nature gave him.

and so I wake up, make more room for him - by squishing myself against the wall - and he lies down for half an hour of pets and scritches, and maybe a quick little nap, and only then can the day begin for all three of us.

I am always like: „Why are cat people like this?? Why is the cat able to dictate when it is time to wake up, stand up, eat? Just say no?

because it's nice. because, in the end, it's obvious that the cat is nearly entirely powerless - but that it's nice to know that it's also a living creature that lives with you and interacts with you, despite being a species so different from you. and it's nice to know that it has its preferences and ways and notions that you are free to acknowledge. it's rewarding to interact with it and it is rewarding to notice such simple things as the fact that you are not the only household member to have a routine, and not the only household member to enjoy basking in the sun - and not the only one to enjoy napping together, close, and content with the presence of another.

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If I'm not supposed to be in love with the villain, why is he so beautiful?

If I'm supposed to be upset he's killing people why does he look so good with blood on his hands?

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spicypolls

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(Due to spacing) NC = No Comment = I don't leave a comment.

I comment on everything I really enjoy, from gen drabbles to gloriously kinky smut. Not shame in letting people know that I liked what they shared.

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frownyalfred

Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

  • Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.
  • You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.
  • When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.
  • A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)
  • Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)
  • The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.
  • Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.
  • Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.
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panakina

As someone who spent over a decade catering luxury events, let me add some back of house info:

  • These events are almost always open bar. They're not trying to make their money back on alcohol. They want you to drink and eat and donate generously.
  • If there are cocktails, there will be at most two on offer, pre-made in large tubs. You cannot order a different version, it is what it is.
  • There are two types of events: cocktail style or seated. The first includes roaming hors d'oeuvres or a fancy buffet with tiny plates called a grazing station. For a long night, the roaming food will get a little bigger throughout the evening and have a 'main' at some point based around a protein.
  • A seated event will usually be more structured and may include multiple courses. Silver service is not in vogue anymore. You are likely to get either alternating meals brought to you like at a wedding, or served banquet style. A good caterer can get a plate to everyone in a 300 person event in about three minutes.
  • Drunk people are the same no matter how expensive their suits. They still laugh too loud, spill their drinks and slip on the dance floor. They are usually less embarrassed about doing coke in the bathrooms.
  • A full scale event that starts at 6pm will have staff arriving at noon to begin setup. Earlier if there's a light show or pyrotechnics. Typically venues don't just have 30 tables and three hundred chairs lying around, let alone table cloths, chair covers, etc. It's all rented and brought in on the day. Bands and DJs will be running audio tests in the background throughout.
  • Most heritage buildings that host these things, like museums and manor houses, aren't really designed for them. They might put down mats so you're not walking in stilettos over two hundred year old wooden floors, the kitchens are weirdly far away, and there are not enough taps. There is never anywhere for staff to sit, so if you open the wrong door you might find half a dozen waiters sitting on upturned milk crates in a room full of million dollar paintings, eating the left over bread.
  • Really old buildings don't have enough bathrooms, which means the staff will be sharing with the guests.
  • Clean up starts the second the event ends, if not sooner. Unattended glasses will start to disappear first, then table decorations. When the timer ticks over, the lights come back on and exhausted staff strip the tables, pack up dirty glasses and unopened wine bottles and have to Tetris it all into the back of a van. The venue is booked for that day only, so everything has to be gone before anyone can go home. A large event that finishes at midnight might take until 3am to be cleared away.
  • These are very long and physically demanding nights for anyone working them. The staff all get to know each other, and will absolutely notice someone trying to sneak in wearing a borrowed uniform. They are not being paid enough to care.
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I don't want to ask AI a question. I don't want AI to write my sentences for me, at all ever. I don't want AI search bars to be the default and I don't want them to be in such a way that I can't opt out. I don't want this kind of AI in my life and there is no such thing as AI art, there is only theft of art from human artists by AI scrappers. I don't want any of this, I hate it. Maybe in a world that isn't driven by tech bro capitalism we can see machines doing all the dangerous inane things so humans can be free to pursue life and creativity. But that's not what's happening right now and I hate it.

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