tony stark is so fucking impressive, man. like, all the shit that keeps happening to him and, he struggles, he’s in pain, but he never accepts his fate, he picks himself up, rebuilds himself, better and stronger, and just, it hurts him so fucking much, but he keeps going, you know? i have one semi-formal appointment in two weeks and want to crawl into a hole and die of misery because it feels like the world is ending. just, tony stark, man.

#there are two kinds of people #the hopeful and the exhausted

There are three kinds of people: the hopeful, the exhausted, and the pragmatic.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine star Stephanie Beatriz would like to play Miss America Chavez (MAC)

I wonder why they hate him xD

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So, once upon a time I said, “If you can’t tell Captain America what you’re doing, you probably shouldn’t be doing it” and it inspired a poem by Catt Kingsgrave (aka theactualcluegirl​) which eventually led to this pre-release rough-draft single, The Ballad Of Captain America’s Disapproving Face (also available for listening here on SoundCloud). 

I guarantee you will never laugh this hard at any other song that opens with a riff on the Star Spangled Banner. Also there is, if I’m not mistaken, a kazoo cover of Star Spangled Man involved. 

Anyhow, Murder Ballads is working on an album, and if you like the song, consider throwing a few bucks their way to help get their album made.

(The accompanying image up there is by the astonishing Frogbillgo, but is not associated officially with the album.)

This has come across my dash a number of times and I’ve never listened because I’m usually doing my Tumbling in circumstances when it would be inconvenient (either because everyone else is asleep or because I’m doing it in 15-second increments while also cooking and ensuring the kid doesn’t jump out the window), but I finally made the time and I do not regret it. Listen to this. Listen to it again. Giggle. I did.

Ladies and Gentleman And All,

My actual face trying to keep my shit together at work while listening:

This is *always* worth a reblog. Especially with omg-face pics attached. Yes, that *is* a kazoo cover of “Star-Spangled Man with a Plan” during the bridge.

Makes absolute and perfect sense to me!

i feel guilty just listening to this and i haven’t even done anything wrong today!

now that the major crisis is over, i feel like it’s a good time to reblog this again

always reblog

#reminder that this is the best marvel filk song since that one rap about doctor octopus

By which you mean “Doctor Octopus ft. Venom” by Ookla the Mok?

(The rest of Ookla’s album “Vs. Evil” is all pretty awesome too.)

And if you haven’t heard the extra verse:

Now it seems that Marvel Comics had a shocking new idea Of turning Captain Rogers’ story over on its rear ‘Hey look,“ they say, “he’s really been a Nazi all the while!” They’ve turned genocide to clickbait with a sleazy wink and smile. But if you can’t write the Captain as a hero, Spencer, You need to take your hand off of your balls No, if you can’t write the Captain as a hero, buddy Sit down and just don’t write the book at all!

gonna keep singing that extra verse until it stops being relevant

the concept of our teenage years having to be the “best years of our lives” is so toxic lmfao? especially for people who grew up with mental illness that caused a lot of stagnancy in those years…it just blows my mind that some people will really try to convince younger people that this small portion of their lives should be the best rather than encouraging them to see life as years and years of opportunity

you’re allowed to be angry you missed out on having a childhood.

Sam hissed as he sat perched on Bucky’s shoulder while Bucky made breakfast for himself. He wasn’t fazed at first by the sudden sound until he heard another sound that snapped him out of his daze. Loud barking echoed through the halls of the tower as it seemed to get closer and closer to him and his cat. A large fluffy dog came bounding into the living room, and it appeared to be looking for something. Bucky stared at the dog quizzically until Sam appeared from the same hallway as the dog, a smug look on his face.

“What the hell is this?” Bucky pointed at the dog with his spatula.

“It’s my new dog! Y/N helped me pick him out.” Sam said as he sauntered over to Bucky and his cat, the dog right behind him.

When the dog finally spotted the cat, he jumped up on Bucky and barked, almost knocking him over.

“Get this thing under control Sam!” Bucky yelled, the cat’s claws digging into this shoulders.

“Bucky. Bucky down!” Sam yelled.

Bucky’s eyes went wide then turned into an intense glare.

“You fucking didn’t.” He said through gritted teeth.

“Well he’s big and he’s dumb so I thought it was fitting.” Sam smiled.

“Does Stark know you have this beast in the tower?” Bucky sassed.

“Yes he does and he loves the name too so there!” Sam stuck his tongue out at him. “C’mon Buck, let’s go to the park, let’s hope you’re at least friendlier that the other Bucky. Although you probably love having ass in your face the same amount.”

A plate whirred past Sam’s head as he laughed and rounded the corner back down the hall.

Dead. Soon Steve gets a cat too and calls it Tony, so Tony gets a dog and calls it Capsicle. Soon it’s animal pandemonium in the tower!

Nat gets a pet tarantula and she loves to leave it in Tony’s office and wait around the corner, it’s name is Clint. Clint has a rabbit, his name is Fluffers.

And Nat has all the camera footage saved of Tony screaming in horror when he discovers the 8-legged Clint in his office. No matter what defences he puts up, both the Widow and the tarantula are unwavering in their pursuit of making him squeal. Bruce has a tank full of tropical saltwater fish, he said the serenity of their environment is calming

Fluffers is always eating the electrical cords or falling down the stairs or off the bed

Omg yes 😂😂 and whenever someone goes “Clint, where’s your bunny?” He just shrugs and continues drinking his coffee. “He’ll come around when he wants food.”

Fluffers random falls out of ceiling vents and everyone wonders how the hell he got there and not even Clint knows (or cares).

Thor just ends up laying on the floor surrounded by all the pets having the time of his life

Thor has a alien space dog with six eyes and long red and silver fur. Bucky dog and Capsicle love it so much and have no idea it’s not one of them! Fluffers occasionally can be seen riding it around the tower. Thor won’t tell anyone it’s name and their pretty sure it’s because even he can’t pronounce it.

Jensen feeling nostalgic 😊

Me, every time I see MGG/Reid.

i'm not the man they think i am at home ah, no no no i'm a rocket man burnin' out his fuse up here alone (x)