Vincent Van Gogh, Cypresses (details)

1889

When Kane Tanaka, the oldest person alive today, was born in 1903, Margaret Ann Neve was 110 years old. In 1792, when Margaret was born, Ferdinand Ashmall (born in 1695) was 97 years old. The 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centuries have been experienced by the overlapping lives of only 3 people.

why do my amazon reviews read like shitposts

i wish i were a tiny mouse tucked up in a tiny bed under a tiny patchwork quilt in a burrow under a tree. no responsibilities except making raindrop wine and rose jam and making sure i sweep the little doorstep every morning

T h e   s t a r s !                 Can you see how they roar their light?

me sending my mutuals all my love

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

You spelled boiled wrong

My apologies:

Anything the government says is boiled

Sleeping is the free trial of being dead.

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

Honestly this post has been on my mind all day. Those weird destructosinks for people with too much money are apparently common in America. And Americans get defensive over them.

Well don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink.

hOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED

Okay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals? Like down the drain??

with the spinny knives

No knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.

you realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger

i dont know what you do over there but we usually don’t stick our hands in our sink drains

who’s going around fisting sinks anyway

“don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink”

is that person saying they fuck kitchen sinks? is that what I just read? they put their dick in the sink’s drain and they fuck it?

dont sinkshame

Child. Wean means child.

Okay, so you put your CHILD in a sink and stuff them down the drain? That’s… that’s definitely worse.

This post is an experiance.

I’m pretty sure it takes way more effort to cut through a finger than a carrot. Because bones.

WHO IS STICKING THEIR HANDS INTO GARBURATORS

I love that Canadians call garbage disposals garburators

Why are you sticking your fucking kids down the drain???

Happy 10 years since Bruno Mars was amazed to see Pete Wentz