Daily reminder: the only thing ‘toxic’ that you need in your life is Toxic by Britney Spears.

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

as the french say, merci goku

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

you know. avril lavigne really made it seem like skaters were oppressed

“seem?”

“Were”?

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

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