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21 JUMP STREET 2012 | dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
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If I had a nickle for every time I watched Leonardo Dicaprio star in a movie about an ordinary man gaining fame and status, cheating on his brunette wife with a golden-haired sex goddess, and eventually losing everything, while Jonah Hill is also there acting as the comic relief character that is really just a subservient mouthpiece to the most controversial person in the film, and also having a weird, incestuous relationship in the background, i'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot, but its weird that it happened twice, right?
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Resources For Writing Sketchy Topics
Medicine
- A Study In Physical Injury
- Comas
- Medical Facts And Tips For Your Writing Needs
- Broken Bones
- Burns
- Unconsciousness & Head Trauma
- Blood Loss
- Stab Wounds
- Pain & Shock
- All About Mechanical Injuries (Injuries Caused By Violence)
Writing Specific Characters
- Portraying a kleptomaniac.
- Playing a character with cancer.
- How to portray a power driven character.
- Playing the manipulative character.
- Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.
- Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.
- Writing a character who lost someone important.
- Playing the bullies.
- Portraying the drug dealer.
- Playing a rebellious character.
- How to portray a sociopath.
- How to write characters with PTSD.
- Playing characters with memory loss.
- Playing a pyromaniac.
- How to write a mute character.
- How to write a character with an OCD.
- How to play a stoner.
- Playing a character with an eating disorder.
- Portraying a character who is anti-social.
- Portraying a character who is depressed.
- How to portray someone with dyslexia.
- How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.
- Portraying a character with severe depression.
- How to play a serial killer.
- Writing insane characters.
- Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.
- Tips on writing a drug addict.
- How to write a character with HPD.
- Writing a character with Nymphomania.
- Writing a character with schizophrenia.
- Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.
- Writing a character with depression.
- Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.
- Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.
- How to play a victim of rape.
- How to play a mentally ill/insane character.
- Writing a character who self-harms.
- Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.
- How to play the stalker.
- How to portray a character high on cocaine.
- Playing a character with ADHD.
- How to play a sexual assault victim.
- Writing a compulsive gambler.
- Playing a character who is faking a disorder.
- Playing a prisoner.
- Portraying an emotionally detached character.
- How to play a character with social anxiety.
- Portraying a character who is high.
- Portraying characters who have secrets.
- Portraying a recovering alcoholic.
- Portraying a sex addict.
- How to play someone creepy.
- Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.
- Playing a character under the influence of drugs.
- Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.
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i thought that the cowboy advice sounded kinda like part of a winger speech so i made whatever this is
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troy: knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit
annie: wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
abed: philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie
jeff: common sense is knowing that ketchup is not a fucking smoothie
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me: [happily watching a tv show]
the urge to rewatch community again, lurking darkly in the shadows: :)
me, visibly shaking: i'm not fucking scared of you
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god really said "ahhhh ur attracted to buff blonde dilfs, no take backs!!" and just left. and now im a fucking simp. don't you dare look at the tags.
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Jeff: Google, please stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror.
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Britta: Trust me, Shirley, I know what I’m doing.
Shirley: Not even God knows what you’re doing, Britta.
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Britta: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Jeff: Thank you.
Britta: I didn’t say that was a good thing.
Jeff: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny.
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a movie: *has one scene with neon lights*
me:
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Criminals: We have your son.
Jeff: I don’t have a son?
Criminals: Then who just asked for something called ‘special drink’ and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Jeff: Oh my God, you have Abed.
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Jeff, breaking three minutes of silence: You don’t have to use the chopsticks just to impress me.
Pierce, trying to pick up his drink: I can do it.
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FLASH WARNING (kinda?)
community episode “comparative religion” aka “it’s december 10th!!”
“You realize there’s no way to take this than as a giant middle finger to the most important day of the year!!”
“…December 10th?”
for more community edits check out my edit instagram @ wingerwoes
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Take care of yourself. And don’t trust strangers easily— it might be lethal! Being a girl is scary in so many ways. Yeah it can happen to men, but cmon they see females as an easier target.
I agree on this corrective asswhoopin
ravensnowstudio
If you see this, don’t just sneakily tell the woman or the bartender. Shout for everyone to hear “Hey, you just put something in that drink!” While pointing at the person.
If a predator misses target number one they’ll just go for target 2. If you shame them out of the bar they’ll never come back.
And there is a solid chance of a collective asswhoopin, or an actual arrest for attempted rape.
When in doubt, make the biggest scene you can.
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