Words in the Heart cannot be Taken

DNI if you've never plucked a rooster, if you're not too good at ping pong, if you have never thrown your mashed potatoes up against the wall, if you never kissed a chipmunk, if you never gotten headlice, if you never licked a spark plug, if you never sniffed a stinkbug, if you never painted daises on a big red rubber ball, if you have never bathed in yogurt, if you don't look good in leggings, or if you have never been to Boston in the fall. /j

you want REAL enemies to lovers? they're from rival countries who wage war against one another. he steals from her, over and over again. she maims him. she's the reason he has nightmares. she's the only one who can soothe him. calf love that survives amputation. she jokes about poisoning him. he kills for her honour. she lets him do whatever he wants. he kidnaps her so she will marry him. they wear matching embroidery. she cried on their wedding night. he saved her from her fate. she saved him from his fate. he didn't marry her to become king. he became king because he wanted to marry her. they're both just two lonely kids. the gods themselves have been rooting for them.

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

help me god. ok bye

Fairy transportation

A moonlit Jonmina commission for Athas 🌕

oh to be verbally destroyed by Attolia Irene

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My turn my turn!

This list has all my favorite books starting from childhood until now :3

begging small indie musicians to post lyrics to their songs because with all the love in my heart 🫶i dont know what ur saying🫶 and no one else can tell me 🫶

the dynamic between two people who love a third person so much and come to understand each other because of that is so important to me. you would put them first, and so would i. you understand why we have to save them from themself. i trust you with their life, and so, that means more than if i trusted you with mine. the love doesn't have to be the same, but it's powerful enough that you understand why you're not the only satellite drawn into their orbit.

Gonna see Half Alive today!! It's general admission so you know what that means: time to pull out the demonias lol

The fit (and my brother is here too haha)

If I may momentarily break keyfabe, I think the deal with D.B. Cooper is most likely that cops are just bad at finding people.

New D.B. Cooper theory: he went somewhere the cops didn't look

He Was The Plane

There was slap bracelets, then gummy bracelets, but deep down all children yearn for the humble vambrace