Almond

it sure fucking is buddy

get this. i sneezed so hard, that my brain flew out ,but it bounced off a wall and went back in. literally my favorite miracle to happen to me, and what a show

i am in the fucking tabloids again

while i was gone i made it so illusions of beautiful spectral women and their boyfriends will stand around me to watch me play riven the sequel to myst when i play it, and theyll even give me hints and say that im doing really great at the game but they say it in my voice

my big damn cigar. and you know ill smoke it fully

this part of the fan website stream nearly killed me

You're laughing. They've disrespected the pouch and you're laughing.

n when i tell him i want to put pocky in a pencil sharpener just to see what happens:

n when the sharpened pocky flies into his chest:

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

Resippy

I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.

(ARTIST’S RENDITION)

im on my behavior

i can use my web browser. to become a 'web browser', in my own right.

and BTW saying that caused a "ripple effect"

my posts have Scratch-and-sniff Tech if you print it out