ancient deity of chaos and destruction

polish people literally boil fruit and call it a cum pot

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

co tam u was koledzy

plecy bolą

plecy bolą

plecy bolą

to you he's evil and misguided, to me he's my silly little boytoy

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

You better watch out, buddy – I have extremely unusual life experiences which I mistakenly believe are universal, and I'm about to misinterpret your post in ways you can't even imagine.

from Twitter

every time that I think about the fact that for "normal people" normal level pain is zero pain I'm shocked, how is that even possible

"sex" literally isn't real. "ohhh i just had sex" you "had" sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot

Sorry I haven't replied I forgot I'm a person

idk how oscar already pulls off the energy of “married to this disaster for 32 years” with lando but it’s impressive

The 2023 championship being settled by an uneventful Saturday sprint race at a circuit no ones like at an event no one really wants to be at is strangely appropriate

"I'm happy for oscar," and "but I wish it was lando." can co-exist in the same sentence and a lot of you need to calm down.

"i might just give the fia five minutes first to make sure i'm actually on pole" oscar piastri i am dangerously obsessed with you

i believe jesus once said "give a man a tesla model 3 and he will drive it for a year. give a woman a 2006 toyota camry and she will drive it for a lifetime"