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jimmy+ unbelievably tired
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bella in her room in the dark at 3am tryna figure out whether that’s her jacket hanging or edward standing VERY still

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isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

elephants

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camels

extra blocked

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sinfulpercy

donkeys

ultra blocked

that dick

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😳 what if we accidentally kissed 😳

in the garage 🙈

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catlips001

My dad said ok but not to touch his power tools or else I’m grounded

😳😳what if we accidentally knocked over his 20 year old cordless drill while kissing in the garage 🙈

*cries while kissing* I'MSOGONNAGETGROUNDEDFORTHIS

😳🙈what if this was all a dream and you woke up in your bed ungrounded and everything was fine? 😳

THEKISSWASN'TREAL

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queersamus

*angelic, unknowably eldritch, megacosmic entity emits blinding light that vaporizes everything it touches, defeats the most powerful fighters in the galaxy*

the whole smash roster: WHAT THE FUCK IT’S THE END OF EVERYTHING

kirby, knowing he’s gonna have to defeat the ninth pan-universal superbeing he’s faced this week by his own damn self cause everyone else was a weak ass bitch and got vaporized:

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