oh, he really changed it 😭

my 🔮 prediction is that they do want to do the couples edition because they love waging psychological warfare against us, and so they were priming us for video in a few months time that opens with "we tried the friends one but we are just suuuuuuch good friends who know each other soooooo well that it didn't work! So we HAD to try this other edition that they also happen to make."

"firstly... FIRSTLY the intention is misrepresented, then the act is greatly exaggerated, and THEN it becomes pluralized? what a NARC" suddenly I understand how Dan could've been a lawyer

the worst part of that video was at the end when they went:

did we actually learn anything new about each other 🤔🤔?? no we already knew everything 🤷‍♂️😌😗😊✋

dan: *proclaiming all the reasons to love phil and how he could never trust someone the way he trusts phil*

phil: this dumbass got me 3 lamps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

dan and phil get deep at the slumber party

@danielhowell and @amazingphil as Jesse and James from Pokémon

the reason dan and phil haven’t played it takes two part two yet is because they’re waiting until they get married for real. and then they can actually trick people into thinking they’re getting divorced. this is true they told me

for pff bingo 2019 (prompt: stalker)

Do you like Phil?

Random dnp gifs because I want to

Phil Plays Shelter

they’re pretending like we’re twisting their arm (the one arm they share) to do a phouse reveal because they can’t fucking admit that they WANT to do it without three levels of irony. sucks that you’re parasocial with us now deal with it losers!!!!!

our first point of attack has to be destiel! i think we can manage that!! i am however worried about whether we can take down 9-1-1 but yknow what i believe in us!!

stay tuned

We will never stop reblogging this Dan

NEED to know how much dragon city is paying dan and phil. like not really i respect their privacy but they're really putting their whole phanussies into this brand deal