quotes taken from robot chicken’s dc comics special. 

• “And I fell in love instantly.”
• “It’s probably nothing.“ 
• “It becomes perfect when you learn to accept it for what it is.“ 
• “If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.“ 
• “And you may find, as time passes, that you remember it less and less.“ 
• “Look, I’ve probably said too much.“ 
• “If you don’t hear from me again, it has truly been a pleasure.“ 
• “We are not history yet.“ 
• “You are safe now.“ 
• “You can let go now.“ 
• “We have nothing to speak about. There never was." 
• "I have chosen to not be certain of anything at all." 
• "There are many things I wish I could remember." 
• "I do not live but I exist." 
• "I don’t know if he listens to me sometimes." 
• "We can do this together, you and I." 
• "You don’t know what to say." 
• "I know what I saw." 
• "Regrets just bear us down." 
• "You are all to me." 
• "Think nothing of it; it’s forgotten." 
• "There—now you know. Has that filled an emptiness for you? Are you any happier now?" 
• "I have something of urgent importance to tell you." 
• "And for now, existence is enough." 
• "No, not you! Not you!" 
• "Please, stay safe inside." 
• "I just don’t believe violence is ever the answer—it is a question. The real answer is far more terrifying." 
• "We can get along." 
• "I’m coming in there." 
• "There must be something beyond this something." 
• "I will try not to be long." 
• "I don’t know where I am." 
• "I told you I would be back." 
• "I let that woeful beast live." 
• "We have each other." 
• "As with life, and as with all things, it will pass." 
• "Am I in Hell?”
• “I am certain that there must be more to us than just us." 
• "Let’s not dwell on our corpse strewn past; let’s celebrate our corpse strewn future." 
• "I probably won’t miss you." 
• "Well, let’s just find out together, shall we?" 
• "And it’s just no good anymore. We can’t carry on like this." 
• "Nothing is real, I don’t think. Whatever; who cares?" 
• "When I die, I want to have earned it." 
• "The present tense of regret is indecision." 
• "The future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy." 
• "I can disappear if I want to." 
• "And what if the void is not as void as we thought?" 
• "Time is weird; so is space. I hope ours match again someday." 
• "We should all be so lucky to set our own futures." 
• "I fear for what we know." 
• "I fear for what we don’t know." 
• "We have nothing to fear and never did." 
• "It is likely I will learn nothing from this." 
• "After everything that happened, I just wanted to see you." 
• "It is too late for us." 
• "But maybe you shouldn’t sleep in your home anymore. Just in case." 
• "Your sadness will know no bounds." 
• "Nothing will be the same." 
• "Nothing has ever been the same." 
• "When something is this weird, one shouldn’t assume to understand anything specific about it at all." 
• "Ignorance may not actually be bliss, but it certainly is less work." 
• "No one has ever known anything—not really." 
• "I don’t know much about anything at all, honestly." 
• "Everything is some level of probably, nothing is a promise." 
• "You don’t know, and so it might very well." 
• "Nothing ever really happens to me." 
• "Thanks, that means lot. Not to me, but your words hold a lot of meaning intrinsically." 
• "So it’s best just to stay away." 
• "It cannot give you what you need." 
• "Oh, you don’t even want to know." 
• "But it wasn’t what I thought it would be." 
• "I’ll be back as soon as I can." 
• "You have no idea how often it is just you and me." 
• "There always seems to be something upsetting you." 
• "It’s not that there’s nothing coming to get you; there’s everything coming to get you. But relax anyway." 
• "Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be." 
• "It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting, don’t worry." 
• "This is because I am also slightly malicious. Sorry about that." 
• "Thinking about it now, nothing seems good, let alone perfect." 
• "And those imperfections in our reality are the seams and the cracks into which our outsized love can seep and pool." 
• "And sometimes we’re annoyed. And disappointed. And that, too, is a part of how love works." 
• "I just thought it was time for us to make a home together.”

different ways to say ‘i love you’. 

• ‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’
• ‘let’s get you back to bed.’
• ‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’
• ‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’
• ‘i drew up a bath for you.’
• ‘you need rest.’
• ‘you ought to be asleep.’
• ‘i bought two.’
• ‘here. you can have the rest.’
• ‘i thought of you when i saw this.’
• ‘i like your smile.’
• ‘you have a cute laugh.’
• ‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’
• ‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’
• ‘be careful.’
• ‘look both ways.’
• ‘you mean so much to me.’
• ‘i can’t lose you.’
• ‘i thought i might have lost you.’
• ‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’
• ‘it looks good on you.’
• ‘i’ll make you soup.’
• ‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’
• ‘are you okay in there?’
• ‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’
• ‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’
• ‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’
• ‘i’m worried about you.’
• ‘what do you want to watch?’
• ‘where would you like to go for dinner?’
• ‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’
• ‘we’ll figure it out.’
• ‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’
• ‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’
• ‘you’re important to me.’
• ‘this is your favorite song, right?’
• ‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’
• ‘good luck!’
• ‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’
• ‘don’t say that about yourself.’
• ‘want to come with?’
• “wow! you look really nice.’
• ‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’
• ‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’
• ‘you can have half.’
• ‘come here. let me fix it.’
• ‘your tie is crooked.’
• ‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’
• ‘i’m not going to hurt you.’
• ‘can i touch you?’
• ‘can i kiss you?’
• ‘can i hug you?’
• ‘promise.’
• ‘would i ever lie to you?’
• ‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’
• ‘hey, good-looking.’
• ‘of course i care. you’re my family.’
• ‘one more chapter.’
• ‘i love you.’

• “I like your enthusiasm.“
• “Wait. I made a promise.“
• “Pardon my enthusiasm.“
• “It’s a terrible day for a wedding.“
• “Keep it down, we’re in a church!“
• “I don’t know. It’s just not natural.“
• “I love you, but you are not mine.”
• “It’s a sad, sad state of affairs we’re in.“
• “Oh! You’ve been dead for fifteen years!“
• “It seems that I still have a tear to shed.“
• “Thank you, yes, answers. I need answers.“
• “With this candle… I will set your mother on fire.“
• “Let me at him! Let me at him! Don’t hold me back!“
• “And I thought… I thought this was all going so well.“
• “What’s going on here? Where am I? Who are you?“
• “She can’t hold a candle to the beauty of your smile!“
• “Yet the pain here that I feel, try and tell me it’s not real.”
• “Now, why go up there when people are dying to get down here?“
• “What does that wispy little brat have that you don’t have double?“
• “Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating? Hm?“
• “You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you.“
• “Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.“
• “If only he could see how special you can be; if he only knew the you that we know.“
• “I’ve spent so long in the darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.“
• “My dreams were taken from me. But, now… now I’ve stolen them from someone else.”
• “And you might try and hide, and you might try and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day!”
• “I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. Someone to spend the rest of my life with. Silly, isn’t it?“
• “With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.”

1. ❛ the fear of the blood tends to create fear for the flesh. ❜ 
2. ❛ when you’re hurt and scared for so long, the fear and pain turn to hate. ❜
3. ❛ she’s lucky to have you. ❜
4. ❛ a mother is god in the eyes of a child. ❜
5. ❛ you’ve darkened the heart of an innocent. ❜
6. ❛ you promised you’d take me there again some day. ❜
7. ❛ well, i’m alone there now, in our special place… waiting for you. ❜
8. ❛ you disgusting piece of shit! ❜
9. ❛ you’re nothing but a waste of skin! ❜
10. ❛ it doesn’t matter if you’re smart, dumb, ugly, pretty… it’s all the same once you’re dead… ❜
11. ❛ do you know what it does to you? ❜
12. ❛ the memory of his cruelty is forever burned into my mind. ❜
13. ❛ you don’t understand. none of you do. ❜
14. ❛ monsters? ❜
15. ❛ they look like monsters to you? ❜
16. ❛ that’s when i first had the nightmare. ❜
17. ❛ i haven’t been able to get out of my room since then. ❜
18. ❛ i can’t even get anybody to hear me when I yell. ❜
19. ❛ the phone doesn’t work… the tv doesn’t work… ❜
20. ❛ the windows are sealed shut. ❜
21. ❛ someone chained the door from the inside. ❜
22. ❛ how am i going to get out of here? ❜
23. ❛ you’ve always been there for me, haven’t you? ❜
24. ❛ bad dreams still keeping you awake? ❜
25. ❛ i told you, a girl or two would go a long way. sleep like a baby with a chick in your cab. ❜
26. ❛ guess i just don’t meet the right girls. ❜
27. ❛ be careful what you choose. ❜
28. ❛ hey, chill. you don’t see me bringing up your issues. ❜
29. ❛ she hasn’t left you yet? ❜
30. ❛ all the stores are closed or boarded up. ❜
31. ❛ the town seems empty. ❜
32. ❛ it’s complicated. ❜
33. ❛ a lot of things have happened since you left. ❜
34. ❛ i noticed a banner out front that said something about an anniversary. ❜
35. ❛ i thought i remembered being here for it. ❜
36. ❛ i guess it’s time we took that down, huh? ❜
37. ❛ it’s like something’s not letting us move on. ❜
38. ❛ we’re the ones who decide if we can live with what we’ve done. ❜
39. ❛ why didn’t she take me? ❜
40. ❛ evil wakes in vengeance. be careful what you choose. ❜
41. ❛ fire doesn’t cleanse, it blackens! ❜
42. ❛ look at this map, memorize it. ❜
43. ❛ your memory may save your life. ❜
44. ❛ let me do this! ❜
45. ❛ i have to do this! ❜
46. ❛ you burned in the fire that you started. ❜
47. ❛ nothing can save you because you’re already damned! ❜
48. ❛ i don’t talk to strangers. ❜
49. ❛ what the fuck? what the fuck?! you saw that right? that was real? ❜
50. ❛ what the fuck is going on? ❜
51. ❛ i’m afraid she’s been hurt. ❜
52. ❛ they used to say this place was haunted. ❜
53. ❛ what’s it gonna be, city boy? ❜
54. ❛ i can put you in jail or you can go home. ❜
55. ❛ that’s your definition of justice, huh? ❜
56. ❛ filth and lies! ❜
57. ❛ she’s not here! ❜
58. ❛ can you see anything? ❜
59. ❛ we have to leave! ❜
60. ❛ we are wandering far from refuge here… ❜ 

❛ They’re safe ❜   ❛ She’s/he’s/they’re safe, just like I promised. ❜ ❛ And you get to die for her/him/them, just like you promised. ❜ ❛ We’re all men/woman of our word. ❜ ❛ This is either madness or brilliance. ❜ ❛ It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide. ❜ ❛ Me? I’m dishonest. ❜ ❛ And a dishonest man/woman/person you can always trust to be dishonest. ❜ ❛ It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly.. stupid. ❜ ❛ This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught NAME. ❜ ❛ You cheated. ❜ ❛ Pirate. ❜ ❛ You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of. ❜ ❛ What’s your purpose? ❜ ❛ I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships. ❜ ❛ I confess, it is my intention to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. ❜ ❛ I said no lies. ❜ ❛ I think he’s telling the truth. ❜ ❛ If he/she/they were telling the truth, he/she/they wouldn’t have told us. ❜ ❛ That’s not true. ❜ ❛ I am not obsessed with treasure. ❜ ❛ Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. ❜ ❛ You’re supposed to be dead! ❜ ❛ The only rules that matter are these: what a man/woman/person can do and what a man/woman/person can’t do. ❜ ❛ Pirate is in your blood, boy. ❜ ❛ I can let you drown. ❜ ❛ So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? ❜ ❛ Drink up, me hearties. Yo ho. ❜ ❛ You burned all the food, the shade.. the rum! ❜ ❛ Yes, the rum is gone. ❜ ❛ Why is the rum gone? ❜ ❛ It is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. ❜ ❛ The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. ❜ ❛ Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won’t see it? ❜ ❛ There’ll be no living with him/her/them after this. ❜ ❛ I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against PLACE. ❜ ❛ There are a lot of long words in there, Miss/Mr. ❜ ❛ We’re naught but humble pirates. ❜ ❛ What is it that you want? ❜ ❛ I want you to leave and never come back. ❜ ❛ I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Mean’s no. ❜ ❛ I didn’t steal it, if that’s what you mean. ❜ ❛ Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. ❜ ❛ I feel nothing. ❜ ❛ You best start believing in ghost stories, NAME. You’re in one. ❜ ❛ No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? ❜ ❛ If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. ❜ ❛ I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that. ❜ ❛ It never would have worked between us, darling. ❜ ❛ I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. ❜ ❛ How far are you willing to go to save her/him/them? ❜ ❛ I’d die for her/him/them. ❜ ❛ You need to find yourself a girl/boy, mate. ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ No one. He’s no one. Distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch. ❜ ❛ A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around! ❜ ❛ I love this song. ❜ ❛ You’ll be positively the most fearsome pirates in the Spanish Main. ❜ ❛ You stole my boat! ❜ ❛ I borrowed. Borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back. ❜ ❛ It’s frightful bad luck to have a woman on board. ❜ ❛ She/he/they go free. ❜ ❛ You only got one shot. ❜ ❛ We can’t die. ❜ ❛ Don’t do anything stupid. ❜ ❛ The crew are not to be harmed. ❜ ❛ Curse you for breathin’, ya slack-jawed idiot. ❜ ❛ You should know better than to wake a man when he’s sleepin’. It’s bad luck. ❜ ❛ Savvy? ❜ ❛ It’s not worth you getting beat again. ❜ ❛ You didn’t beat me. ❜ ❛ You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fair, I’d kill you. ❜ ❛ That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it? ❜ ❛ The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. ❜ ❛ You know nothing of hell. ❜ ❛ How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn’t work? ❜ ❛ I’m actually feeling rather good about this. ❜ ❛ You could surrender. ❜ ❛ I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain. ❜ ❛ You like pain? Try wearing a corset. ❜ ❛ Wretch. ❜ ❛ I couldn’t resist, mate. ❜ ❛ That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen. ❜ ❛ I cannot just step aside and let you escape. ❜ ❛ This shot was not meant for you. ❜ ❛ You’re pirates. ❜ ❛ Hang the code, and hang the rules. They’re more like guidelines, anyway. ❜ ❛ You lying bastard! ❜ ❛ Don’t dare impugn me honor, boy/girl! ❜ ❛ I always liked you. ❜ ❛ It goes with your black heart. ❜ ❛ I really rather hoped we were past all this. ❜ ❛ Perhaps you’ll conjure up another miraculous escape, but I doubt it. ❜ ❛ Do us a favor. I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid. ❜ ❛ Even a good decision if made for the wrong reasons can be a wrong decision. ❜ ❛ Any man who falls behind, is left behind. ❜ ❛ Take what you can! Give nothin’ back. ❜ ❛ I hardly believe in ghost stories. ❜ ❛ We are cursed men. ❜ ❛ Will you be saving her/him then? ❜ ❛ I can’t swim. ❜ ❛ I’m watching over you. ❜ ❛ I should have told you from the moment I met you. I love you. ❜ ❛ Hang him. ❜ ❛ Keep your guns on him, men. ❜ ❛ How did you escape last time? ❜ ❛ This man/woman/person saved my life. ❜ ❛ One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. ❜ ❛ Come out… and we promise we won’t hurt you. ❜ ❛ I invoke the right of parlay. ❜ ❛ I can’t breathe. ❜ ❛ You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? ❜ ❛ I had a dream about you last night. ❜ ❛ You don’t want to be doing that, mate. ❜ ❛ I’m curious. After killing me, what is it you’re planning on doing next? ❜ ❛ Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? ❜ ❛ You forget your place. ❜ ❛ So, this is where your heart truly lies? ❜ ❛ I already feel like a fool. ❜ ❛ I admire a person who’s willing to do whatever’s necessary. ❜ ❛ You’re a smart man/woman/person, but I don’t entirely trust you. ❜ ❛ I’m not sure I deserved that. ❜ ❛ I may have deserved that. ❜ ❛ You’re safe now. ❜ ❛ You’re despicable. ❜ ❛ I saved your life, you saved mine. We’re square. ❜ ❛ I can get you out of here. ❜ ❛ I’d need a lot more to drink. ❜ ❛ It was a good plan.. up ‘till now. ❜ ❛ Do not make the mistake in thinking you are the only man here who cares for NAME. ❜ ❛ Is there a problem between us? ❜ ❛ Every decision you’ve made has only brought us from bad to worse. ❜ ❛ Easy on the goods, darling. ❜ ❛ I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk. ❜ ❛ He’s still breathing. ❜ ❛ Easy on the goods, darling. ❜