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Where Do You Live? Don't Lie, I've Got Your Papers

@ask-yandere-alfredjones / ask-yandere-alfredjones.tumblr.com

Hey there! Alfred F. Jones, reporting for duty! My job's pretty simple, learning how to keep one person to myself. Forever! Ask Box : Open / Inbox : 333 / M!A : None / Event : None
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birb-draws

Pastel boi

[ My main/art blog promo!! I’m still trying to get back into askblogging, so be sure to support me there until Yandere Al comes back! Also, how many of you would be interested in paid commissions from me, if I ever opened them? ;0c ]

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Anonymous asked:

I ended up contacting Lily, because I wasn’t getting anything from you! I was so scared but I’m glad your back! :D

[ Yeah, I saw your ask to her! Welcome back, buddy! ]

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(reuploading this bc the queue fucked up >:cc)

HAPPY 1 YEAR, @lily-clare!!!!!!!!! It’s been such an awesome ride with you, you’ve always been there and although sometimes I sorta died, I was always thinking about u. ;w;;

Not to be a sap or anything, ew, but like-- ireallyluvuandihopeyouknowhowmuchyoumeantomebecauseyoumeanalot. I can’t believe it’s already been a year, it went so quickly! I’m happy to be able to spend this time with you, and I can’t wait to make more memories in the future, both near and far. I hope you have a good day, and smile that pretty smile of yours forever more ;^;<33

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Characters from left to right, Birb ( me ), Lily ( @lily-clare )

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Anonymous asked:

for a second there I thought you got hacked or something because of the random reblogs of women,,,

[ I did, and they weren’t reblogs, the bot that hacked my account was posting them. ]

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((I only unfollowed until you could get everything fixed up ;A; I kept your page open and refreshing till I was sure you were back, so glad you got everything fixed

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[ I’m glad I got everything fixed, too! So far, I can’t see any odd pictures in my queue. Phew. Thanks for following again, I really appreciate it

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[ Another little notice! I’ve received plenty of asks and messages regarding this blog randomly posting nsfw spam. First of all, thank you guys sooooo much for feeling the need to contact me. It makes me think that you really care about another one of your peers, and I’m super duper grateful that a lot of you knew this wasn’t me posting this sorta stuff. Again, I’m really sorry you guys had to go through the stress of having a bot repeatedly post picture after picture on my account. I’d be so tired of it, and I’m sure a lot of you were, too. I’m extra apologetic to any minors who had to view nsfw content because my blog got hacked.

I think I’ve lost roughly a hundred followers or so since this ;A;;. Hacking is a really scary experience, so guys don’t be dumb like me and think it’ll never happen to you. Enable two-factor authentication now and make sure your passwords aren’t all the same on all of your social media, make them hard to guess too. Be safe everyone!! Hopefully the bot is gone for good now. ]

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[ Hey guys!! Long time no see!! (Seriously) Well, I’m here to announce that all of these pictures of women on this blog were not posted by me. I believe my blog got hacked by a spam bot account ?? I woke up to a few of my friends telling me about this, and also logged on to have 33 asks and 22 messages warning me of this exact same thing!! Thanks for the notice guys, I’m really sorry you had to deal with any spamming on your dashboards. I’ll be adding extra security to my account and also contacting the tumblr staff team. Thanks so much for caring. ^^ ]

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Anonymous asked:

now listen it's like 6 AM but this is beautiful Mun and Alfred are gr8

[ t-thank ]

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Anonymous asked:

How the fuck do you even get so many asks in your inbox, Awensrr me mun !! I want to know the secret!! did you bribe the illuminati?????

[ *whispers* ronaldoism ]

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