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Salad
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some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ
reminds me of the time the entire state of Missouri got an amber alert for the joker
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the hoes are more than a little alarmed by my new and innovative blowjob technique the "death roll"
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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.
He didn't want to talk to you.
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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet
Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:
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Anonymous asked:
a dragon but disguised as fruit would be the best shock to stumble upon
#11 - 火龍果 (dragon fruit)- I don't see a dragon here, do you? 🐲🍓🌟
Bonus:
His ass does NOT cost 39元
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new idea: the hyper bowl
it’s like the super bowl but
- you have two football fields placed in a cross formation
- two teams play at once
- whatever happens in the middle happens
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EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE
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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt
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They just fucking shot a player in the head execution style at the Super Bowl dude
He was on his fucking knees and they shot him in the fucking head
thats going to be a 15yd penalty at least
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look at this photo i took of my cat its really important
these need to be together
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