Fantastically Freckled

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

cat donuts

a blue jay taking a bath 🛁 | source

uh, source?

Source:

The Aristotle of our times

for the last 1,200 days someone has left a comment on every single manyatruenerd video, asking him to play zoo tycoon. each comment has kept a tally of how many days it's been since they started asking, steadily ticking up and up and up. it's been over three years of polite but incredibly persistent bothering

congratulations to this one very dedicated person

Imagining the sheer and utter bliss they felt typing this out

i'm not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs

we appreciate your support

i mean they

"Evening In Blue"

Mark Grantham, Canadian

acrylic on canvas

Where can one purchase kitty seeds?

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