what doesnt kill you makes you weird at parties

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

presenting this with no context

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

i do want to live like them like so bad

ive now watched the movie and it turns out that's his name

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw