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I'm mystical but also carry dangerous spores

@stillscape / stillscape.tumblr.com

I bring whimsy and forest fires.
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Reblogged village-skeptic
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tumblr bitch: liking characters in paul simon songs makes you a freak

me: **growls really hard**

cecilia: its ok theyre just jealous babe....

me: i know cecilia, i know

mrs robinson: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW MRS ROBINSON CECILIA AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

mrs robinson: youre so boring **putting it in her pantry with her cupcakes**

me: **sighs**

jack: **slipping out the back**

stan: **making a new plan**

roy: **being coy**

gus: **hopping on the bus**

lee: **dropping off the key**

julio: **down by the schoolyard**

#a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest#mm-mm-mmm#<333#village-skeptic
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Reblogged ballroompink
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Congratulations! You have been magically transported into the world of a vintage tv series. The universe has also decided that you’re going to be a new plot important character and regular on the show.

Spin the wheel to see which show you are transported into.

Thought it'd be fun to make one of those spin the wheel polls using some of the many shows that were submitted for our hottest vintage tv star tournament.

#the dick van dyke show#I'll be the neighbor coded as vaguely threatening because she is competent and feminist and has a job outside the home#I could do a lot worse
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Reblogged running-rabbit
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Question for fanfic writers/readers! I typically write my fics in the past tense and I know a lot of people prefer writing in the present tense, so I'm just curious about preferences and even if readers have any preference at all!

*And examples if you need 'em, just re-writing the first line of my most recent fic in both tenses. Which would you most prefer to read?

  • Past: "As far as all the ways Ed could've died went, this one wasn't half bad."
  • Present: "As far as all the ways Ed could've died go, this one isn't half bad."
#secret ninth option: it just has to fucking stay in the same fucking tense
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Reblogged village-skeptic
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Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

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#the good place#this DOES spark joy
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Reblogged village-skeptic
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LIBRARY WRAPPED

  • You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)
  • Used our wifi maybe? For something?
  • Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.
  • We don't want to know.
  • Our gift to you is privacy.
  • Take it.
  • Be free.
#yes#libraries
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