Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz

My mom doesn’t believe that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and I’m trying to prove a point.

Perdition is a atmospheric and story-driven game.  Set in a metallic wasteland of death and decay, the player takes the role of an android who has “awakened,” achieving free thought and self-awareness. Players can explore what remains of the world, choosing whether to obey or disobey the commands of an unforgiving, sadistic god. There are 4 possible endings.

“Left/Right” - Movement “X” - Jump “C” - Attack (later on) “P” - Pause

PLAY THE GAME

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What’s your favorite jack stauber short?

— Louise Glück

River being done with / roasting the Doctor 

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

Ill give you a hint, it moos

thanks yeah it’s the moose

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon

Incorrect Doctor Who Quotes

when he licks his lips seductively

what the fuck is that thing?

my boyfriend :)

look out shes got a jun!

don’t joot!

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

Do Not Talk To Me . I Dropped My Cashew In Walmart

Don’t Hug Me Mom . My Cashew Was Stolen From Me In Walmart

They Confiscated My Cashew .