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@bootstight-gunclose-maskon / bootstight-gunclose-maskon.tumblr.com

Liar liar dumpster fire now shares this blog with the rest. Doubles are fine.
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ironpour

so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy

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copperbadge

Executive function Georg, who lives in a cave and accomplishes 10,000 tasks per day, is an outlier adn should not be counted. 

How does he have time between eating spiders?

The task is eating spiders

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr to see.

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lena-scaldi

It's autumn

Birds are migrating

Leaves are falling down

People are buying pumpkin spice latte

Scarecrow is on the loose

also you know what that means fellow gothamites

don’t forget to have a gas mask with you at all time

it is halloween season after all

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Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did

  • Prince Phillip kickin' it
  • That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?
  • Wandavision finale
  • The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas
  • Kardashian-West divorce
  • Grimes-Musk breakup
  • Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there
  • Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???
  • Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs
  • Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family
  • The Boat In The Suez Canal
  • Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason
  • The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme
  • Sea shanties took over TikTok
  • The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless
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necrowyrm

Fuck it's been a long year

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joyexe

Bonjour Tristesse (1958) dir. Otto Preminger

Dangerous Liaisons (1988) dir. Stephen Frears

Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

Black Swan (2010) dir. Darren Aronofsky

American Horror Story (2011) dir. Ryan Murphy

I, Tonya (2017) dir. Craig Gillespie

Birds of Prey: Harley Quinn (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

Promising Young Woman (2020) dir. Emerald Fennell

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