Screw You Raybans!
And screw whoever thought it would be funny to hack my fucking account to post that shit.
@intomniac / intomniac.tumblr.com
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
WHAT
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
you’re shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
i wanna see what happens
it looks fun i guess
Where did this even come from
This sho
Wierd :o
I want in
I call doubt
Hmm
I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”
i s2g-
i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT
I dont believe this
My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.
I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D
..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????
O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD
GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS
yolo
I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.
Hm.
ok i believe
shrug emoji
BITCH FUCK ME UP
DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES
what is this mahogoney.
Dude wtf
((i am utterly confused))
oh))
Yeah right, as if it’s real…
(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)
*rolls eyes* suuuure
//:^)))
pls
NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER
NOPE IM OUT
wot in tarnation
can i get a hoopla
I wanna see if something actualky happens
(UPDATE) it actually works
only doing this to see if something happens
(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)
OKAY LETS TRY IT
Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert
Askbox empty will wait to see what happens
Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused
hm
they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN
hm doES it really work?
What the hell is this
If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof
Aight let’s try
i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked
i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in
Let’s try this bitch
Let’s see if this still works
dont trick me, ya dingle
I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.
Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.
Come at me
I wanna
please
Hmm… Maybe?
Holy shit it works!
Ive got mail!
Let’s go gaymers lmao
Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?
I want to see what will happen X3
WHAT!?
HOW IS THIS REAL????
bls
OwO
hmm? does it still work?
I had to test this out for myself.
With all these headcannons now about Aziraphale being War’s creator/father (what with the sword debacle) I honestly can’t stop laughing. Because I’m picturing, like:
War is on vacation. A proper one, this time, without all the “inadvertent” killing. And she just so happens to be in SoHo. Flashy motorcycle, red leather jacket and all, she skids to a stop outside a corner bookshop with a screech like a battle cry. Her heels click on the pavement like triggers cocking as she dismounts and strolls into the shop, grinning as the warning bell tinkles overhead. She drops down into the nearest armchair, kicking her feet up onto the coffee table, and twists a curl - so like Aziraphale’s, those curls - around a brightly painted fingernail. “Hey Dad!” she calls out. “I’m home!”
In the backroom, Aziraphale hisses into the telephone, “For Heavens sake, Crowley, my daughter is here! What am I supposed to do with her? The last time we spoke she was trying to cause the apocalypse!”
On the other end of the line, Crowley holds back a snort, because of course this is the family he married into. “I dunno,” he drawls. “You could always try grounding her.”
God, this is hilariously beautiful.
Also, I'm on AO3, I have a Destiel Fanfiction there... and I may or may not later cross over Good Omens and Supernatural by making Cas the son of Crowley and Aziraphale.
Yeah, I’ve seen that headcannon around a bit. I think it’s cute. Personally, my preferences run more towards them running into each other and Cas being like “…yeah. That’s Aziraphale. As far as my brothers go, he’s always been…different.” Meanwhile Sam and Dean cannot wrap their minds around this overwhelmingly middle-aged, fussy English angel who dotes on a demon he’s been married to for 6000 years.
But to each their own :)
Oh gosh. I love that. (Also, I don't have any intention of claiming your fix or anything like that. I'll in fact link to it in the notes once I've posted the chapter that discusses it or refers to it. Thank you a ton. Also, I actually really like Colucumbra for an angel/demon hybrid, since Neph's are usually half human. And I use Daemons for Demon/Human hybrids occasionally!) As much as I love the idea of them being brothers and the boys being like, "Uhmwhat?" But also, I really want this moment where Castiel comes home to the book store with Dean. And he's like, "Dad, Dad, this is Dean. He's my Mate. He's Human. But has also been a Vampire... And a Demon... And also the Vessel of Michael... And he's been to hell... And to heaven.... Yeah, it's complicated." Meanwhile Dean is trying to figure out how Castiel is in fact part Demon, but also why it didn't occur to him sooner because the angel has literally been through so much and has chosen humanity over Heaven. Has chosen Him over heaven... That seeing Crowley and Aziraphale suddenly makes him realize where the angel gets it.
Oh my god you freaked out your dinosaur
It’s so upset that it’s human disappeared!
Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride
So. We got approved for an apartment last week. We've been working our asses off, 12 and 14 hour days trying to get the money together for the down payment and half of this months rent after we had to pay half of the months rent at the house we're currently moving out of. On top of those long ass hours, we've been sick as hell with upper respiratory distress and severe allergies because of the mold in the house we're in and the heat. Well, my washer and dryer sold today. I called the apartment complex, which I've been doing every couple of days, and told them we had the money for the down payment AND the half of this months rentafter the prorate and that we were bringing it by today. Got there... And... We lost the apartment we were approved for. They rented it out to someone else. This morning. After I called them. We have to be out of the house Monday. I don't know what to do. So. We decide to go to Panda to eat our feelings. And THIS SMARMY ASSHOLE WAS IN MY COOKIE! F**K YOU AND THE PALE HORSE(COOKIE) YOU RODE IN ON! SCREW YOU MURPHY, LADY LUCK, AND ANTHONY J. CROWLEY! (#good Omens) https://www.instagram.com/p/BytMqWknMBc/?igshid=jgrcq6lop2cu
Well, I haven't drawn in awhile... Amd I don't think I've ever drawn a gorilla.. But this is a tribute to George from the fantastic movie #rampagemovie #rampage @dwaynejohnsonofc really hit new emotional heights for me in this movie. Reminds me of my love for Primatology. (at Sierra Vista, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtdTp8KgCBc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dqfg54iyx8ei
This is an important message.
One of those mandatory reblog. Because, Leslie Jones. Enuf said