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Simple Intomnia

@intomniac / intomniac.tumblr.com

Troubled. Alpha. Librarian. Author. Roleplayer.  I'm just Not your Average Girl Next Door.

Screw You Raybans!

And screw whoever thought it would be funny to hack my fucking account to post that shit.

Anonymous asked:

A successful summoning calls for a successful smoothie.

Oh..

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ask-the-multishipper
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oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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unicornpancakes

HOLY FUCKING COW.

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gipsy-bones

OKAY IT’S TRUE

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jointeamfreewill

WHAT

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2snowy4u
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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

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clueless-gamer

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

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kynisme
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oh?

OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

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pearlpines

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

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puzzleypuzzler

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

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blustrology

i wanna see what happens

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ultra-cheesecakepizza-me

it looks fun i guess

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kenny-bender

Where did this even come from

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thefutaking

This sho

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kawaiikingdomeagle

Wierd :o

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bloodyponidot

I want in

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mysterygirlsofficialtumbler

I call doubt

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opals-official-twitter-account

Hmm

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amethysts-pants-official

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

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raging-kitten

I dont believe this

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

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are-you-triggered-yet

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

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are-you-triggered-yet

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

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ask-crispisara

yolo

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halfways-to-hell

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

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totallynaf

Hm.

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breen-arts

ok i believe

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red–leader

shrug emoji

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the-milk-was-expired

BITCH FUCK ME UP

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korbles

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

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bubbly-boy

what is this mahogoney.

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cliche-ask-max

Dude wtf

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dmax-search-history

((i am utterly confused))

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tabii-search-history

oh))

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neeancy-search-history

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

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flowerscout-davey-search-history

*rolls eyes* suuuure

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erin-search-history

//:^)))

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thefangirlingmaster

pls

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seaveysupreme

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

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sweetseaveydreams

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

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finnwolftozier

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

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lovelyrichie

OKAY LETS TRY IT

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michaels-hands

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

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beep-beep-beverly

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

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beep-beep-beverly

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

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basicwheeler

hm

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

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hamiltonheathersbmcdeh

hm doES it really work?

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avasuet

What the hell is this

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

Aight let’s try

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official-doryu

i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked

i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in

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my-pansexualmess

Let’s try this bitch

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charcoalsgoingdown

Let’s see if this still works

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coolkideyeball

dont trick me, ya dingle

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itslillyillustrates

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

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thatweirdchildowo

Come at me

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im-so-fansie

please

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kneecap-stealing-gay-rainbow

Hmm… Maybe?

Holy shit it works!

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delightfullyshamelessdinosar

Ive got mail!

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biaphmaucult1220

Let’s go gaymers lmao

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inked-myths

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

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ninjagirl0805

I want to see what will happen X3

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ninjagirl0805

WHAT!?

HOW IS THIS REAL????

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persepinetree

bls

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artistic-insomniac24

OwO

hmm? does it still work?

I had to test this out for myself.

Hey! You just caught a pokemon! What could it be??

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random pokemon based off their blog and url! I’ll also provide a detailed analysis of why you and the pokemon go together.

How could I not reblog this?

Feralgender / Feralsexual

A pride flag for people who just fucking lost it and have no goddamn clue whats going on and cannot be approached by other people under any circumstances. 

likes, reblogs & credit is appreciated but not necessary

Lol yes.

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With all these headcannons now about Aziraphale being War’s creator/father (what with the sword debacle) I honestly can’t stop laughing. Because I’m picturing, like:

War is on vacation. A proper one, this time, without all the “inadvertent” killing. And she just so happens to be in SoHo. Flashy motorcycle, red leather jacket and all, she skids to a stop outside a corner bookshop with a screech like a battle cry. Her heels click on the pavement like triggers cocking as she dismounts and strolls into the shop, grinning as the warning bell tinkles overhead. She drops down into the nearest armchair, kicking her feet up onto the coffee table, and twists a curl - so like Aziraphale’s, those curls - around a brightly painted fingernail. “Hey Dad!” she calls out. “I’m home!”

In the backroom, Aziraphale hisses into the telephone, “For Heavens sake, Crowley, my daughter is here! What am I supposed to do with her? The last time we spoke she was trying to cause the apocalypse!”

On the other end of the line, Crowley holds back a snort, because of course this is the family he married into. “I dunno,” he drawls. “You could always try grounding her.”

God, this is hilariously beautiful.

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Also, I'm on AO3, I have a Destiel Fanfiction there... and I may or may not later cross over Good Omens and Supernatural by making Cas the son of Crowley and Aziraphale.

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Yeah, I’ve seen that headcannon around a bit. I think it’s cute. Personally, my preferences run more towards them running into each other and Cas being like “…yeah. That’s Aziraphale. As far as my brothers go, he’s always been…different.” Meanwhile Sam and Dean cannot wrap their minds around this overwhelmingly middle-aged, fussy English angel who dotes on a demon he’s been married to for 6000 years.

But to each their own :)

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Oh gosh. I love that. (Also, I don't have any intention of claiming your fix or anything like that. I'll in fact link to it in the notes once I've posted the chapter that discusses it or refers to it. Thank you a ton. Also, I actually really like Colucumbra for an angel/demon hybrid, since Neph's are usually half human. And I use Daemons for Demon/Human hybrids occasionally!) As much as I love the idea of them being brothers and the boys being like, "Uhmwhat?" But also, I really want this moment where Castiel comes home to the book store with Dean. And he's like, "Dad, Dad, this is Dean. He's my Mate. He's Human. But has also been a Vampire... And a Demon... And also the Vessel of Michael... And he's been to hell... And to heaven.... Yeah, it's complicated." Meanwhile Dean is trying to figure out how Castiel is in fact part Demon, but also why it didn't occur to him sooner because the angel has literally been through so much and has chosen humanity over Heaven. Has chosen Him over heaven... That seeing Crowley and Aziraphale suddenly makes him realize where the angel gets it.

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muppethole-deactivated20240312

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

So. We got approved for an apartment last week. We've been working our asses off, 12 and 14 hour days trying to get the money together for the down payment and half of this months rent after we had to pay half of the months rent at the house we're currently moving out of. On top of those long ass hours, we've been sick as hell with upper respiratory distress and severe allergies because of the mold in the house we're in and the heat. Well, my washer and dryer sold today. I called the apartment complex, which I've been doing every couple of days, and told them we had the money for the down payment AND the half of this months rentafter the prorate and that we were bringing it by today. Got there... And... We lost the apartment we were approved for. They rented it out to someone else. This morning. After I called them. We have to be out of the house Monday. I don't know what to do. So. We decide to go to Panda to eat our feelings. And THIS SMARMY ASSHOLE WAS IN MY COOKIE! F**K YOU AND THE PALE HORSE(COOKIE) YOU RODE IN ON! SCREW YOU MURPHY, LADY LUCK, AND ANTHONY J. CROWLEY! (#good Omens) https://www.instagram.com/p/BytMqWknMBc/?igshid=jgrcq6lop2cu

Well. This is my life now. Riker is my special boy, and sometimes he mistakes me for a pillow, or the giant stuffed monkey we share a bed with. (at Sierra Vista, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/BteGtDfADst/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8n8smzu4z5e

Well, I haven't drawn in awhile... Amd I don't think I've ever drawn a gorilla.. But this is a tribute to George from the fantastic movie #rampagemovie #rampage @dwaynejohnsonofc really hit new emotional heights for me in this movie. Reminds me of my love for Primatology. (at Sierra Vista, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtdTp8KgCBc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dqfg54iyx8ei

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You don’t need blood magic or demons to change someone’s mind. We’re a lot more fragile than we’d like to believe.

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